Josh Hartnett is set to appear in a London stage adaptation of Rainman.

It won't be a musical, sadly.

Hartnett will play the Tom Cruise role from the movie.

The dirty one reportedly said, "It has always been my intent to work on the London stage. It was only when I read the complex character of Charlie Babbitt that I knew the time was right."

Rainman opens in September.

Whatevs.

We still don't get how he scores so many hot chicks!

[Image via WENN.]

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Josh Hartnett's new ad for Emporio Armani Diamonds fragrance.

He couldn't be bothered to shampoo his hair???

This pales in comparison to David Beckham's Armani ads!

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Giorgio Armani is out to make some more money.

Last year, the firm introduced Emporio Armani Diamonds women's fragrance, which was represented by spokeswhore Beyonce Knowles.

Yea, we don't know anyone who purchased that either!

Beyonce ruins ads.

But now, Armani wants to appeal to the men. So, they have created a new scent that will be out this summer.

Hmm, coincidentally would it be out in time for Father's Day, we're guessing?

The new cologne will be called Emporio Armani Diamonds for Men.

And thankfully Beyonce won't be representing this one!

Instead - and quite unfortunately - they've opted to use dirty Josh Hartnett as the new face for the fragrance.

Yea, we still wouldn't buy it.

[Image via WENN.]

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They may not be "dating" yet, but they are getting very "friendly."

Josh Hartnett and Potato Head Willis spent some quality time together in New York recently.

The pair were recently spotted at the trendy Beatrice Inn getting quite cozy, the National Enquirer is reporting.

“Josh and Rumer were hanging out all night,” says a source at the Beatrice. “They seemed to be getting pretty cozy."

And the dirty duo left together, the mag says.

Hartnett was most recently linked with Kirsten Dunst, who is currently enjoying some time in rehab.

We told y'all in our '08 predictions that Rumer would be going to rehab this year too.

She's one step closer now!

[Images via WENN.]

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Josh Hartnett is the king of Sundance!

Last year, he hooked up with Sluttyienna Miller.

This year????

He sunk his drity claws into the Drunkst!

Sources tell us that Kiki and Hartnett were seen making out at the Village at the Yard late Saturday night/early Sunday morning.

Ewwwww!!!

The Drunkst was also seen sledding down the Amstel Lite Winter Wonderland Hill around 3:00 A.M.

Hopefully the snow cleaned the cooties off her!

[Image via WENN.]

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Though at first she denied any romance talk, R&B songstress Rihanna is opening up about her budding relationship with Josh Hartnett.

Unless they made up the quotes, the Mirror is reporting that Rihanna personally proclaimed her love for Hartnett to the 3 A.M. girls.

"I've fallen for him big time," she is quoted as telling the paper at the World Music Awards in Monaco this past weekend. "I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends. He is so hot and he is really sweet to me. When we hang out it feels right - even though it's still pretty new. I have so fallen for him, he's lovely."

We still don't see his appeal!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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He usually looks kinda dirty, but Josh Hartnett was sorta sexy on Halloween.

The actor did his best Bob Dylan at the Imperia Vodka party Wednesday night at the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC.

We'd still make him rinse, lather and repeat before we touched him.

What did Scarlett ever see in him???

[Image via Startraks Photo.]

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We just don't get it!

Josh Hartnett was spotted making out with Rihanna in NYC on Thursday night.

What's his appeal???? He gets all the hot chicks!

Hartnett was spotted locking lips with RiRi at NYC club Pink Elephant, after her concert at the Nokia Theater in Times Square earlier that night.

The duo, who were sipping Dom Perignon and Pink vodka throughout the night, arrived separately but left together.

Rihanna and Josh apparently have known each other for a bit and were spotted at lunch together in LA a few weeks ago.

Damn, RiRi - Shia LaBeouf is so much better than Hartrnett!

[Image by Patricia Schlein via WENN.]

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Josh Hartnett takes in the scenery at the Great Wall of China.

Does anybody care about him still? He's kinda like the poor man's Heath Ledger!

He needs to date someone famous. Get arrested. Or release a sex tape.

Fast!

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

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