Spread those legs!

According to reports, Sluttyiena Miller has officially ended her relationship with adulterer Balthazar Getty and moved on to someone more like herself, C-lister Josh Harnett.

The homewrecker reportedly rushed by Hartnett's side during his hopitalization last month and they speak everyday.

A source reveals that “Josh and Sienna have a unique bond. They understand each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if a relationship blossomed.”

The only thing that is going to blossom is a herpes flare up!

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As we mentioned last month, C-list actor Josh Hartnett was rushed to the emergency room with severe "stomach cramps."

Thankfully it was nothing serious, but that must have been some serious stomach cramps for him to go to the hospital. But, now, Hartnett is speaking out about his hospitalization.

Harnett told reporters last night, "I'm fine, I had a stomach bug — it was literally, like, a 24 hour thing. I was so dehydrated that I needed to be on a couple of IVs. I'm good."

Why was he so dehydrated? Did he have the shitters and not drink enough water???

According to Harnett, he's been having stomach issues "for months. It's been recurring because I've spent a lot of time in third world countries and I drink the water occasionally when I shouldn't, I shower and — [it's] nothing to worry about! I'll be around for awhile."

We weren't worried!

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C-list actor Josh Hartnett was seen getting into an ambulance outside the Chateau Marmont last night, and we now have more info on what may have been ailing him.

Sources tell us that Hartnett was taken from the hotel in West Hollywood to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills around 1:00 AM this morning.

Why????

"Stomach cramps," is what we're hearing.

Must have been pretty severe!

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C-list actor Josh Hartnett was seen getting into an ambulance outside the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Sunday night.

Hope it's nothing too serious!

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Filthy actor, Josh Hartnett, hit the Narciso Rodriguez fashion show after-party at the Gramercy Park Hotel in the NYC on Tuesday and made a drunken ass out of himself. Luckily for us, New York Magazine was there to witness the whole thing:

Josh Hartnett stumbled into an empty booth nearby, sending multiple glasses of Champagne crashing to the floor. Asked if he'd be willing to entertain our questions, he gave a bit of a confused response: “Sure. I mean, okay … actually, no.” Oh. “Sorry, I'm half-lit.”

Props to Josh for being very honest and forthcoming!

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Josh Hartnett just won a $30,000 settlement over a slanderous Daily Mirror story.

The story claimed that Hartnett starred in an impromptu CCTV sex video with a woman in the library of a London SoHO HOtel, resulting in Hartnett's banishment from the establishment.

Hartnett's lawyer said that the "Josh Hartnett's saucy CCTV romp" headline caused "hurt, embarrassment and distress" to "a serious young actor who conducts himself in an appropriate and professional manner at all times."

A spokeswoman for the Mirror said, "The record will have been set straight and the claimant's reputation restored," offering "apologies to the claimant for any distress, hurt and embarrassment caused by the article."

Hartnett will donate the money to charity.

How nice!

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Sluttyienna Miller should get the award for horniest celebutard!

The girl needs a warm male's body at her side at all times.

So, it's been what, about a month since her break up with married oil heir Balthazar Getty and there's already news that she's already dating someone else!

A snitch told The London Paper that they spotted Slutty on a 'secret date' with the scruffy and smelly Josh Hartnett at an exclusive East London bar.

American actor Josh, as y'all know, is in London for Rain Man. And he's sick! Probably a result of getting too close to Slut Slut!

A source said, "They definitely looked like a couple - and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other's eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening - there was definitely a buzz in the air."

Good job, Slutty!

Glad you found someone unattached to satisfy your needs!

That's totally more like it.

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When you're a stage actor, the last thing you want is to get sick!

Unfortunately for him, Josh Hartnett is dealing with this problem.

Currently starring in a play, Rain Man, in London, Hartnett has already missed four performances this week. Josh is said to be suffering from a reported case of food poisoning.

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A production rep confirmed that Hartnett is sick and was taken in for an checkup at University Hospital on November 18th.

Hartnett is expected back in the show on November 21st.

Luckily for his "fans", those that don't want to see his understudy perform have been offered the chance to exchange their tickets for a later date.

The show will continue to run until December 20th.

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Wacktress Mischa Barton sure moves quickly!

Earlier this month, she broke up up with her boyfriend, Rooney frontman Taylor Locke.

And, now, it seems Mushy has sunk her claws into actor Josh Hartnett.

The two reportedly bumped into one another at Bungalow 8 in London on Monday night.

Sources spotted the two for a good hour together at the club before they headed back to his hotel. Though she was spotted heading back to her hotel an hour later.

More than enough time!

Harnett is currently in London to perform as Charlie Babbitt in Rain Main.

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