That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
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Biebsy, Biebsy, Biebsy, what are we gonna do with you?
What is he asking for now?!
Well, the Biebs is trying to get his trial moved to a later day, because May 5th is just TOO soon for him!
Why? Because he's out of the country at the moment and obviously won't be back by then!
A source said:
Her sense of humor! Duh!
But, don't worry Biebsy, she also managed to make fun of her own family too!
So, what'd she say?
She slammed the singer by saying:
Well, that's one way to get a closer look at his Canadian moose meat!
Justin Bieber flew out of LAX on Saturday and some onlookers were lucky enough to get a glorious glimpse of the 20-year-old pop-star's perfectly proportioned man-butt!
See, the beautiful Biberoni was passing through security on his way to getting really high (on a plane, we mean, probz not with a blunt in the bathroom), but first he had to pass through security!
TSA officials, who either wanted a closer look at his lovely man-body or to read the dossier about all the drug allegations swirling around his head like a cloud of marijuana smoke, asked him to raise his hands. He complied, but that's when Justin's camouflage pants just kind of slid down his waist!!!
In fact, his whole day was kind of one big effort to keep up his pants. All the pictures taken of him at the airport show the belt-less Boyfriend singer running through the terminal with one hand on his pantaloons for fear of them falling the f*ck off!
Homeboy's birthday might not be for another 11 months, but we already know what we're getting him: A gift certificate to the suspenders store!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
The great Bieberoni did a bunch of reflecting during yesterday's Easter holiday, and decided that he's ready for a change:
Well MY OH MY have the times changed!
In a new sit-down with Men's Fitness mag, our fav free ballin' hunk revealed that he's tired of hearing about selfish young Hollywood talent 24/7, and even dropped the Canadian cutie's namesake as an example:
"Look at Bieber or whoever. You're like, 'What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why? There's no one telling those people no, and it's a shame."
His expletive filled rant only began there!!
This sounds like bad news bears!
Justin Bieber’s dad, Jeremy Bieber has a violent police record, that’s no secret, but here’s a woman who never pressed charges.
Alicia Wadden was 18 years old in 2002 when Jeremy allegedly kicked her in the jaw.
According to Alicia’s story, the famous father had come over to a small party at her house, which she was already uneasy about since he had a reputation. She explained the incident when he kicked her, in a police report, saying
Yup. Just like we predicted!
Well, his crimes were pretty trivial, and the White House has decided that the 20-year-old pop star can stay in the USA. They posted their statement, which said:
“Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one.
The We the People terms of participation state that, “to avoid the appearance of improper influence, the White House may decline to address certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government in its response to a petition."
So we'll leave it to others to comment on Mr. Bieber’s case, but we’re glad you care about immigration issues.”
The petition then launched into an explanation about our ‘broken’ immigration system and how President Barack Obama plans to fix it. They also converted their dollar statistics into how many Bieber concert tickets or album sales immigration laws would equate to.