After you go through the kind of insane cheating fiasco Kat Von D apparently did with her ex Deadmau5 (not to mention Jesse James), you start to look for a nice guy.
You know, someone you can take home to Mom. Someone like… Tom Green?!
Kat was spotted on a movie date with the early 2000s gross-out comic in Hollywood on Tuesday night. And it also happened to be the Freddy Got Fingered star's birthday! Kat tweeted:
That poor girl…
Kat Von D just keeps getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop!
After her holiday reconciliation with Deadmau5, the hopeless romantic in us wanted to believe that it could really work out this time around. How silly of us.
The queen of ink confirmed the rumors of their split on Twitter yesterday, even leading us all to believe that cheating was the culprit behind her heartbreak.
But the mousey DJ has refuted such speculation, stating on his Facebook:
New future husband: check!
Unconventional wedding: in the making!
New home: on the way??
Kat Von D, who is in the process of planning an underwater-themed wedding with Deadmau5, is making a whole lot of BIG life changes right now!!
This celebrity tattoo artist has just listed her Gothic-themed Hollywood Hills home on the market, so if you’re into dark and ornate styling, you’ll probably LURRVEE this!!
The house spans 4,148 square feet and contains four bedrooms, five bathrooms, a large yard, and a castle-esque facade. Asking price? $2.5 million dallahs, dahling!
We can only be left to interpret this as a sign that she and DeadMau5 are planning to procure a new place for themselves!!!
Check out some pics of her glamours goth dwelling! (below)
[Image via WENN.]
From the looks of it, Kat Von D is feeling a WHOLE lot better after an illness benched her from cross-country book signings.
It's no surprise though!
Even if gurlfriend is still feeling icky poo, she still has PLENTY to be excited about. Whether it be LA's glorious spring sun or her plans to wed the man of her dreams, DeadMau5, Kat's life is looking pretty DAYUM good.
Take it all in, baby! It doesn't get better than this!
[Image via WENN.]