This is freakin' nuts!
And now things are even more awkward because
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WARNING: This NSFW video makes Caligula look like Toy Story!
We know what you're thinking, "this porno has a phenomenal soundtrack"!
Considering this NSFW vid's abundance of areola, the myriad of mammary, the bushels of bosom, the shipload of Swedish sweater puppies (above)… it's no wonder you were confused!
This is The Rolling Stones' seXXXy new video, Doom and Gloom!
After 50 long years, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger still paint the poonani black!
Even if the song sucked — and it doesn't, it's actually really solid — we'd tip our hats to gentleman of their age with enough cunning and guile to disrobe Noomi Rapace!
But, hey, even after five decades of rocking at 110%, we think Mick is as sex-ay a beast as ever!!
Just when you thought they might be gathering some moss after all!
The Rolling Stones are going on tour again!
They're infamous! They're legendary! They're… turning 50??
That's right, the most classic classic rock band there is marks their fiftieth anniversary this year, and they're inviting you to the party!
The original lineup is getting together to perform landmark sets this November and December- 2 in London and 2 in Newark, NJ. Guitarist Keith Richards said:
With their career spanning half a century, it's safe to assume The Rolling Stones have a few good tales still untold.
Author Philip Norman's probing biography on frontman Mick Jagger promises to divulge some of the band's dirtiest secrets and internal dramz.
Guitarist Keith Richards and Mick go way way way back but their relationship hasn't been all puppy dogs and tulips!
The book, aptly titled
Yes, yes, yes!
Keith Richards, Mick Jagger, and the rest of the
boys gracefully aging men are baaaaack!
In a recent interview about 50 years of being a Rolling Stone, Keith spoke about all the normal stuff — death, drugs, his legacy, etc. — but also revealed the band has a little rock left in them old bones.
"There might be life in the old dog yet… We're playing around with the idea [of a return] and had a couple of rehearsals - we've got together lately and it feels so good. I think, soon! I think it's definitely happening."
We can't believe these dudes have made sweet music for half a century!! Time really is on their side!
Wild horses couldn't drag us away from seeing this band in concert one more time!!
R U as excited as Paris Jackson and the rest of the Stones fans?
Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Virgin Produced just bought the rights to Exile on Main Street, a tell-all tale about The Rolling Stones crazy journey through the ‘70s.
Mick Jagger and friends just announced a 50th anniversary album. Talk about PERFECT timing for a movie!
We can’t wait to see who they cast!!
What young star is deranged enough to pull-off Richards? Which singing stud do U think got those moves like Jagger?
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