José Fernández's tragic passing has affected so many people.
The late sports star's longtime love reflected on their time together, writing:
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Murder! Mystery! Homoerotic John Stamos shower scenes!
Tuesday's episode of Scream Queens had a little something for everyone, especially if you're really into grotesque diseases and erotic asphyxiation.
[SPOILERS, IDIOT HOOKERS]
After witnessing a hairy patient get decapitated at the end of last week's season premiere, Chanel No. 5 (Abigail Breslin) became a suspect right off the bat, despite the fact that there was green smile tracked in by the actual murderer, the Green Meanie.
No. 5's luck turned around when she started getting romantic with a patient played by the impossibly handsome Colton Haynes — except his character Tyler was in the hospital because he was completely covered in NASTY looking boils…
Bent on making Tyler hot again, No. 5 started fundraising for an expensive laser to remove the warts, but it was Chanel Oberlin (Emma Roberts) who got the money from her ex-boyfriend Chad Radwell (Glen Powell), who had returned to
***WARNING: Scream Queens Spoilers Ahead***
Welcome back, idiot hookers.
Luckily, that meant an hour of wall-to-wall entertainment on Tuesday night when FOX reopened the C.U.R.E Institute — much to the disdain of the Chanels!
While a majority of the episode was dedicated to reintroducing us to Keke Palmer, Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Roberts, Abigail Breslin, and Billie Lourd's already iconic characters in their new, sterile environment… the welcomed additions to the cast certainly made the most of their debut.
But we're not just talking random up-and-comers — no, American Horror Story: Kids somehow managed to attract Hollywood royalty like John Stamos, Kirstie Alley, Jerry O'Connell, Taylor Lautner, Laura Bell Bundy, and Cecily Strong for the premiere… it's just too bad not everyone could survive the night!
We guess the Green Meanie is just as bloodthirsty as the Red Devil!!
So, without further ado…
M-m-meet Scream Queens' newest residents for Season Two (below)!!!
If looks could kill…
Keke Palmer looks AH-Mazing in the new issue of Vulkan magazine, serving up fierce face for her photo shoot!
The Scream Queens starlet dressed in a floral Isaac Newton gown to pose in a tub of water, and we're totally living for all this smolder. Doesn't she look mesmerizing??
Obviously her slay game is strong.
The rest of the talented starlet's editorial is also as gorgeous and sultry, but don't just take our word for it. Ch-ch-check it out, along with the cover, in the gallery (above)!
Are U obsessed or what??
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The Chanels will see you now.
The second season of Scream Queens is right around the corner, with the setting taking a sharp left turn from the Kappa House to the eerie halls of a hospital. (Don't all sorority girls who get sent to a mental ward end up pursuing a career in medicine?)
But based on new cast portraits Fox released on Thursday, the Chanels are still clinging on to that last bit of glamour — as Emma Roberts (Chanel Oberlin), Billie Lourd (Chanel #3), and Abigail Breslin (Chanel #5) flawlessly pull off a chic candy striper look!
Of course, Jamie Lee Curtis is still giving major angel of death vibes returning as Dean (now Hospital Administrator?) Munch — but the real returning evil is Lea Michele, who is very appropriately now a patient at the hospital with that killer twinkle in her eye.
Ch-ch-check out the sophisticated yet suspicious character portraits (above) and catch the return of Scream Queens September 20 on Fox!
[Image via Tommy Garcia/FOX.]
Oh hell no is right!
Not only is the creepy hospital setting of Season 2 a nod to Halloween 2, but the latest villainous promo pays homage to Silence of the Lambs — swapping out Anthony Hopkins with a deranged looking Lea Michele!
Aside from some quick shots that may hint at plot points (Dr. Lautner hooks up with Abigail Breslin!?) the biggest reveal comes at the end, when Emma Roberts lays eyes on none other than "Hannibal Hester".
Ch-ch-check out the teaser (below) and catch the return of Scream Queens September 20 on FOX!
Leave it to these leading ladies to bring the va-va-voom to the red carpet!
Wearing a striped, floral frock with fuchsia sandals, bombshell waves, and smokey makeup, the Scream Queens actress was ever the vixen on the step and repeat!
Meanwhile, Laverne flaunted so much sexy skin in a lace shirt with a pencil skirt (both from House of CB), black pumps, and big curls!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show starlet killed it!
Miss Sunday night's Teen Choice Awards? Or just want to relive every single moment?
Have no fear, Perezcious readers — we've got ya covered!
Check out the highlights from the show (below)!
Lea Michele & Keke Palmer Are Boobalicious At The Teen Choice Awards
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Maddie Ziegler & Katherine McNamara Go Full On Pink At The Teen Choice Awards
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The Big Winners Of The Night!