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Last night was all about the most important years of everyone's lives last night on Dancing With the Stars, but for one celeb, their dream of winning the Mirrorball Trophy came to an end.
Len Goodman was out again this week, but instead of having a guest judge like Kevin Hart, America got to vote for what they thought the fourth score for each contestant should be!
Our favorites of the night included Janel Parrish & Val Chmerkovskiy's near-perfect Rumba, Lea Thompson & Artem Chigvintsev's Contemporary, and, most obviously, Alfonso Ribeiro & Whitney Carson's perfect-scoring Jazz number.
Wanna know why it was our favorite dance of the night?
Because Alfonso FINALLY brought out the Carlton!
We think it's safe to say Kelis is a foodie!
Why else would she have so many food-related songs?!
Case in point, the recording artist is set to release her sixth album perfectly titled FOOD in April and will ALSO be hosting a new cooking show on the Cooking Channel!
It's pretty obvious food is, like, the number one thing in Kelis' life! Girlfriend even launched a line of delectable sauces to the world last November!
Saucy & Sweet will debut on February 26th and basically center around the singer creating food with a little bit of attitude!
And she's like, her sauce is better than yours!
More specifically, she's a highly trained saucier — an area that had her flourishing early on!
Well, we're super happy to announce that Kelis is launching her very own brand of sauces, starting with a ginger-sesame glaze that sounds mind-blowing!
Kelis actually graduated from the prestigious
We didn't expect her to leave her more recent soulful sounds behind her as well!! And especially so soon!
But her latest collaboration, Hearts, has taken yet ANOTHER entirely different direction!! It’s not pop, it’s not jazzy, it’s electronic! Consider us surprised; Kelis has sure proven her versatility!!
She and Dan Black sing about the heart and how it never sleeps in their new song and music video.
Take a listen and watch somewhat surreal vid! (above)
Mmmm mmmm mmm…
No Milkshake here, but Kelis' new track, Jerk Ribs, is just as delicious.
And when we say "new," we mean it because we've NEVER heard anything like this from her.
Do we hear a horn following that sultry voice??!
It seems like our gurl has left behind the pop sounds for some funky beats that make us want to dance on this eargasmic diet for days to come.
Ch-ch-check out her fresh soulful sound (above)!
Kelis went out of her way to put together one helluva outfit for the ESSENCE Black Women In Music event in El Lay on Wednesday night.
Rocking a reverse Cruella de Vil hairstyle, the Milkshake queen arrived in a black and white dress, which would have looked fine if she left everything else at home.
Unfortunately, she didn't, and everything went downhill thanks to her snakeskin coat, black knee-high boots, gold lion clutch and gobs of jewelry.
Remember Kelis, less is more!
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Ooo Kelis' sultry new single is the perfect soundtrack for a little Friday afternoon delight! HA!
We've always adored Kelis ’cause every tune we hear simply oozes SEX appeal, and her new Skream-produced track Copycat does not disspoint!
Get down with Kelis and in touch with your sensual self (above)!
When are you releasing your sixth album, girl?! We heard sometime SOON, but it's obviously not soon enough!