Kelis has filed financial records with the court in order to get support and baby expenses from estranged husband Nas. And it's clear that that the singer is desperately in need…

Of a reality check!!!!!!!!

From November 2008 to to April 2009, her average monthly income was $21,616 - yet her expenses total to $80,831 a month.

Does she know that the economy is in the shitter?!

The reason her income is low is because she hasn't toured in a year and most of her income comes from her concerts.

Kelis says she spends $14,861 on her mortgage. Then $3,500 on her nanny and $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations.

If she isn't on tour, why does she need a nanny?!

And, honey, CUT BACK on the entertaining, gifts and vacations.

Don't get whack!

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8 months pregnant singer Kelis does not have a dime to her name!

All because her soon-to-be ex, rapper Nas, has not paid for a thing!

Kelis is asking her estranged husband to pay spousal support, child support, all pregnancy-related expenses, and one-half of all medical expenses after the child is born.

We have a feeling that medical expenses post-baby mean plastic surgery!!!

She's also looking for $3,500 for the baby nurse after the child's birth, and $20,000 for strollers, cribs and other baby supplies.

What stroller did she buy?!

Insane!!!!!

"My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid," said singer with poor money management skills and dependancy issues.

Kelis wants to be a diva and live in the style that she has became accustomed to during their marriage. For example, they own five homes, fly first class and regularly dine in five star restaurants!

Grow up!

"There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches…such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard," said the Milkshake singer.

Is she bragging?!

Sell the ring!!!

Nas has not responded to recent allegations but he has fought against spousal support before.

Surprise! Surprise!

He needs to man up and she needs to get a clue!!

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Uh-oh! Big drama on Twitter!

Kelis has gone off on a rant on her Twitter and suggested to the world that her soon-to-be ex-husband, rapper Nas, cheated on her.

It came off as several separate tweets, but here's the vent in it's entirety:

"This lovely day I would like to touch on cheaters. Super brief! Why be cowardly why not go after what you really want? Do people know what they want? Probably not which goes into know and respecting ones self. Also we can discuss whores I mean the nasty sub par tricks that participate in cheating. Well let me say this, both parties that are gross. And reality they deserve each other. All the scum bag coward husbands and less than impressive sluts unite! You can all go down in flames together! Hooray!

Whos disgusting and bitter? Not I said the cat. lol

No seriously I have no patients for any of it but the problem is women usually blame the women. I am here to say that the husband is way more at fault, now of course the woman/women who partake are stupid and pitiful. An honestly I will say its expected from younger girls 23 and under. But after that I do think we as women need to take more responsibility. Men are driven by something differently then we are and that is generally stupidity, don't worry we still love you guys. We just have to be smarter "

Oh goody!

We need a good affair to spice things up!

But whose the "whore"? Too many in this town to choose from!

Do U have any guesses?

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Uh-oh, it looks like things are about to get ugly between Nas and his soon-to-be-ex, Kelis.

One of the most affluent rappers in the world has filed a request with their divorce judge to deny Kelis the spousal support she is asking for, and to pay her own lawyer's fees to boot.

He is, however, asking for joint custody of their yet unborn child.

Uhm, yeah right!

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Sad news!

Hip hop power couple Kelis and Nas are divorcing!

The saddest part?

Kelis is seven months pregnant!!!

The two met at a 2002 MTV VMA's afterparty thrown by Diddy, and tied the knot in 2003.

Reps for Kelis have confirmed the split, stating, “I can confirm that she has filed for divorce… We request the media to respect her privacy during this very difficult time.”

The singer is asking for both spousal and child support from the rapper.

It could get nasty!

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Her Milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, and then one of the boys topped it with some whipped cream and a cherry!

Us Weekly is reporting that singer Kelis and husband, rapper Nas, are expecting their first little one together.

Kelis is already sporting a little bump.

No word on the due date or sex of the baby.

Congrats!

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Somebody was having a real good time at the CreamFields Festival in the U.K. this past weekend.

CLICK HERE to see more of Kelis than you should!

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