British nutjob Kerry Katona was spotted this weekend leaving her home in Cheshire, England. And she was looking HUGE!

The reality TV whore made headlines early this year when she showed off her slim new figure.

That didn't last very long!

So, could Katona be pregnant? She already has four kids. Two are from her past relationship, with singer Brian McFadden. The other two are with her douchebag of a husband, Mark Croft.

Could this be baby number five? Or has she just let herself go?

Doing cocaine while being pregnant is never a good combination. Let's hope she's just gained a lot of weight.

What do U think?

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Kerry Katona has snorted her way into insanity!

A psychiatric nurse was called to the former pop singer's aid after an absolute meltdown between Katona and good-for-nothing husband Mark Croft!

The two had a major blowout after Croft's aunt's funeral, when Katona completely lost her marbles. Says a source, "Mark wanted to pay his respects but had to leave early as Kerry was all over the place, ranting and rambling. They had a huge row when they got home and Kerry was so hysterical they had to call out a psychiatric nurse to calm her down."

Katona spent the rest of her night "calming down" (sniff sniff) at a nearby hotel.

The bipolar and booger sugar-addicted Katona has been on the fast track to destruction ever since Kerry accused her husband of stealing millions from her. Although Katona eventually looked the other way when it came to the $$$$$$, her neuroses have driven her to believe that Croft is cheating on her with his ex-girlfriend Louise Oortwyn, who is also the mother of his 7-year-old daughter!

Katona spent all of Saturday night lurking outside Oortwyn's home in hopes of catching her husband in the act!!

"[Kerry] is totally paranoid about Mark going back to Louise. She hates the fact that she is the other woman he has loved and that she will always be in his life," explained a friend of Katona.

"Kerry can't buy Mark's affection any more because the money has run out and she is beside herself at the thought of him leaving again."

Katona can no longer afford rehab due to the millions "missing" from her bank account, but friends of Croft say that the slimeball has assured them that "she is fine and just needed a bit of time on her own."

Addicts only need a "bit of time" on their own to get well???

We don't think so!

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Maybe it wasn't Kerry Katona's husband Mark Croft who drained her finances…maybe she snorted them up?

The former pop singer has reportedly confessed to friends that since her latest big fight with Croft, she's been bingeing on cocaine, a habit she's been secretly maintaining, saying, "Cocaine is the only way I can function. It’s the only way I can get this sorted."

Her habit has become so destructive that Kerry's supposedly burned a hole in her nose!!!!

One night she reportedly vacuumed up seven grams with her nostrils.

Her addiction was exacerbated by the death of her step father last June and then took a deadly turn for the worse after problems with Croft arose. According to friends, "All these tablets were all over the floor when she was caught—loads of anti-depressants all over the bathroom. Kerry said, 'The only reason that stopped me was that I might wake up. What if I’m not successful?' It’s a miracle she hasn’t overdosed yet. She mixes coke with alcohol which can cause a massive heart attack."

Come on Kerry! Pull it together.

You've got kids to take care of!

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British trainwreck Kerry Katona's communication with the outside world has been cut off!

After taking back her douchebag of a husband, who completely squeezed the reality TV star's bank account dry, friends and family are now saying that Mark Croft has taken away Katona's cell phone and he is the only one allowed to answer her calls!

Not okay!!

Katona's financial advisor, Frank Cochran has not been able to get ahold of the vodka-loving Brit since Mark and Kerry reconciled this past weekend.

"It was quite weird. I don't know what the hell was going on," said Cochran to reporters.

Her family and friends need to intervene!

Now!

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So maybe this is the reason why Kerry Katona' nanny quit after just one week!

On Friday, Vodka Katonic announced that she is divorcing her douchebag husband of 2 years, Mark Croft, after it was discovered that he had "bled her finances dry."

But, now, sources are saying that Kerry is taking Croft back!

The couple was seen kissing and making up in public yesterday, even after Croft has left her in a state of bankruptcy.

Friends are reportedly and understandably angered by Kerry's actions, and her her post-divorce appointed accountant, Frank Cochran, told the Mirror: "Kerry is a very vulnerable young lady but she is just taking the mickey out of people if she does this."

Don't do it, Kerry! No matter how many margaritas salted with your tears you drink!

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Kerry Katona is having quite the shiteous week!

First the nanny, now the husband!

Cameras for Katona's latest MTV UK reality shit show,Kerry Katona: What's The Problem?, caught the trainwreckalicious Brit on tape yesterday confirming her divorce from husband Mark Croft!

Katona called her publicist in tears, explaining, “I’ve got a lawyer involved. Me and Mark are getting a divorce. We really are… All I can say was, you were all fucking right. I’ve just told me mum and please don’t say ‘I told you so.’ It’s the last thing I need to hear.”

The infamous couple tied the knot in 2007 on Valentine's Day, and in the short time they were married Katona gave birth to two tots, Heidi and Max.

How much longer before we see the freshly single, hard-pAArtying mom boozing it up on the town???

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British trainwreck Kerry Katona's "traditional schoolmarm-style" nanny has quit, after just 1 week with the six four kids.

Opting for an older, more mature woman instead of someone younger, Katatonic hired Lisa, who is in her 50s and refused to take any nonsense from Kerry and her husband Kerry's 4 kids. She quit after a week saying the "job wasn't for her."

Kerry's gone through 5 nannies in 3 years. Now former nanny Gemma, who is dating Kerry's brother-in-law, is back in charge of Molly, Lilly Sue, Heidi, and Maxwell. Gemma apparently quit before because she "wanted to make a stand – she felt put upon," and is now back on her own terms.

Or here's a novel idea: why doesn't Kerry take care of her own kids? Oh yeah, too busy boozing it up!

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Is there no end to Kerry Katona's woes?

The former Atomic Kitten is going down in a blaze of tabloid fodder, starting with her infamous Morning Show appearance, followed by losing her job with OK! Magazine, her Iceland endorsement deal jeopardized by her alcoholism, and reposession of her Porsche.

The situation is so dire now that her gold-digger husband, Mark, has been forced to finally get up off his butt and work!

The former cabbie has reportedly purchased all the materials neccessary to start a car-cleaning service.

For $60 an hour Kerry Katona's husband will come clean your car! And you can ask him what it's like to be the British Kevin Federline!

Good luck with that one!

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It sucks to be Kerry Katona!

It sucks to be her any time, but especially now.

Why????

The British trainwreck's nanny has just quit.

Perfect timing!

"No amount can compensate for the hassle she deals with," says a friend of the nanny.

Hey, it's recession time in America. If Kerry moves here, we're sure she'll find some help easily.

Britney's got a ton of discarded nannies out there!

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