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Kerry Katona is heading off to a weight-loss boot camp for two weeks in hopes of losing over 40 pounds!

This is just 16 months after she underwent lipo and breast reduction surgeries, but she packed on the pounds again after experiencing financial and marriage difficulties.

And Kerry lost her £250,000-a-year contract with Iceland grocery store after her cocaine scandal back in August!

She's hoping the weight loss will secure another advertising deal so she can pay her mortgage. A friend explains:

"She’s tried to keep a low profile over the last few months in the hope that people will forget about her indiscretions over the last year. She wants that to stop and to be seen as the attractive girl-next-door she was once famous as. Her advisers have told her to clean up her image and by going to fat camp and getting fit, it will give her the boost she needs."

Good luck to the hot mess!

You need it!

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Wow! Rough times for Kerry Katona.

We've just gotten word that last week, the former Atomic Kitten received a repossession order on her luxury home in Wilmslow. That was the wake up call for Kerry to get herself a little work with a big payout.

Since not many people are looking to hire a famous coke fiend loser, her obvious step was to try and land a spot on the next installment of UK's Big Brother.

But that isn't happening!

Part of the process of getting on the show is going through a psychiatric assessment. If one fails, they are considered "unfit" for the show.

Guess who failed???

Some careers are too far gone to salvage. But what will happen to her and her four little ones now???

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First Boy George, now Kerry Katona!

The cocaine-addicted mother-of-four was hoping to appear on the upcoming UK season of Celebrity Big Brother, but the show's producers have told Katona it's a no go.

She really needs the $$$$$$ too!

Turns out Kerry was all set to be a contestant on the show, but the hard-pAArtying mom failed the psychological test!!

"Kerry is heartbroken - it's the first offer of work she's had in months and she's failed it because she isn't mentally well enough," a source close to Katona told reporters.

Probably for the better!

Katona has struggled with her bipolar disorder for years, but assumed she had regulated her disease by staying on top of her meds, but the show's psychiatrist has deemed Kerry "unfit" to appear on the show.

"Kerry would have been a huge boost to ratings. But she failed the psychological tests and we can't take that risk after what happened to Susan Boyle for example," said a source from the show.

Ah, touché!

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She's damn lucky!

Back in August, Kerry Katona was arrested on suspicion of beating the hell out of her accountant, David McHugh. She apparently blamed him for squandering her drug money and took out her anger on his face.

We learned this morning that the bitch got away with it, as the police have decided not to press charges against her. A spokeswoman for Cheshire Police says:

"Following an investigation by Cheshire Constabulary and advice from the Crown Prosecution Service in relation to an allegation of assault that occurred in Warrington on 26 August, no further action will be taken in respect of the 29-year-old female who was arrested in relation to the incident."

Well, we know she didn't have the money to buy them off, so she must not have done it.

That's good. Even if he had taken her money, no need to damage innocent office equipment on his head. Violence isn't the answer.

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She's a prostitute of words!

After her proclaimed suicide threat, violent outbursts and recent arrest, Kerry Katona couldn't possibly alienate herself more…until now!

The former pop singer turned reality TV star and perpetual trainwreck will pen a "warts and all" autobiography detailing her cocaine abuse, the millions blown on drug and drinking binges and her rocky marriage with husband Mark Croft.

Awwww! Maybe she can read it to the childrenz before bedtime!

Several publishers are interested, one reportedly offering a £375,000 advance!

Imagine the coke groceries that would buy!

“Kerry knows she is close to having to sign on the dole and possibly losing her house. She has lost so much of her income in recent months. The days of living to excess are well and truly over," said a source close to the addicted mother of four. “She knows the only thing people will pay for now is to see her car-crash life in print."

For a 29-year old, two autobiographies are pushing it! In 2006, she penned Too Much, Too Young about her troubled childhood.

Guess the drama funds being a mama!

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Hard-pAArtying mother-of-four Kerry Katona is desperate for attention!

The UK reality star's tough week reportedly ended with Katona in her living room, sobbing, "I'm going to kill myself… I'm going to slash my wrists!"

A source says Kerry's cries were so loud, she even woke the children!

This all happened only hours after retuning from the local police station, where Kerry was sequestered for eight hours for allegedly chucking hot tea on her assistant.

With all of her "friends" ca$hing in on Katona's misfortunes, you think they'd eventually lend a helping hand…?

Maybe an intervention???

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This is a new tactic! We'll remember these moves come tax time!

As we previously mentioned, Kerry Katona was arrested on suspicion of assault after the supposed beating of….. her accountant.

The bankrupt coke fiend allegedly struck David McHugh in the head yesterday and damaged office equipment.

“You’re the f*****g reason I’ve got no money! It’s not Mark, it’s you!” Katona screamed at McHugh, accusing her accountant and not her husband of squandering her money.

We're pretty sure her $$$$$ went up her rotting nostrils!

“It seemed like the penny finally dropped for Kerry and she saw for the first time the mess she was actually in," said a source about her finances. “A colleague of David’s called the police and Kerry was taken away.”

Kerry spent most of Wednesday in a jail cell awaiting questioning on several charges including suspicion of assault, criminal damage and a public order offence.

Police will decide whether or not to charge the reality wreck today.

After bankruptcy and a drug bust, you think she'd cool her jets!

No rest for the high weary!

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Britain's best mother, Kerry Katona is a walking example of the downfalls of cocaine abuse!

The hard-pAArtying former pop star's nose is reportedly "rotting away" due to the amount of coke the mother of four has hoovered up her nostrils over the years!!!!!!

Katona's step-sister, Pat Ferrier, has blabbed all the deets of her half sis' "dissolving" nose cartilage to the media!

"We were in America for our dad's funeral last year when the hole first started to develop," Ferrier told reporters.

Ferrier continued describing the state of Katona's nostrils, but we'd advise the weak-stomached to proceed with caution!

Pat recalled an incident that happened while recently visiting Kerry:

Kerry was in the bathroom for ages. I'd seen her take the tweezers in and I said, "'What you doing?" She said, "I'll be out in a minute." Then in her hand she's got this thing that she dragged out of this hole in her nose. It looked like when you get the fat off bacon. I've got a strong stomach but that was almost too much. She told me that rotting black stuff builds up inside and she has to dig it out every few weeks. It was disgusting, but it doesn't stop her taking drugs.

OMG!

Friends have expressed their concern to Katona, but the reality TV trainwreck doesn't even care!

"The hole has got bigger and has penetrated through to the other side. Kerry can put the end of her glasses into it," Katona's step-sis continued.

And Katona's eroding nose hole even doubles as a musical instrument!

"She's shown it to people. And it makes this funny whistling sound when she breathes through her nose. Kerry told me that when she sniffs up she gets it. I heard it. It's a very low whistle, as if your nose is blocked and you're just getting some air through," revealed Pat.

Yet Kerry is still insisting she is "not a drug addict"?????

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