He needs to get neutered!

According to the National Enquirer, Kevin Federline is going to be a daddy for the FIFTH time!

His girlfriend, pro-volleyball player Victoria Prince, is freshly sperminated!

Ewww!

“The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news," says a source.

Prince had a pregnancy scare earlier this year, yet expected she may have been preggers after spending two weeks in Vegas this September.

Mayjah T.M.I!

K- Fat already has two kiddies with Shar Jackson on top of Tater Tot and Small Fry!

The last thing he needs is another babymomma, so we hope it's not true - for society's sake!

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Kevin Federline took his sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to "the" pumpkin patch in Lost Angeles to celebrate Halloween!

They are getting SO big! And they are SO cute!

Little Jayden looks just like Brit Brit!

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All seems to be going pretty well in the life of Britney Spears these days!

And many are attributing that new found happiness to her agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick.

The two were spotted together in Beverly Hills yesterday looking happy as ever in front of the cameras. And it seems even momma Lynne Spears likes the new boytoy.

According to Lynne, "He is the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying."

Bet she didn't say the same thing about K-Fed back in the day.

[Image via JFX Images.]

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And it seems to be working out!

Kevin Federline had been looking rather gigantic in recent months. The extra pounds prompted him to join the new season of Celebrity Fit Club and we think it's actually doing him so good!

This weekend, K-Fat was seen out with his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, playing a little one-on-one in the park. Just by looking at his face, you can tell he has lost some serious tonnage.

Good for you! You got two young boys to set an example for. If you can manage to be half a role model and Britney can tackle the other half, it's like they have one complete, competent parent!

[Image via GSI Media.]

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We don't have to tell you that Kevin Federline is a pig, but apparently the people who he rented from didn't know that.

According to the owners of the Tarzana home K-Fat was renting, he disappeared after May and skipped out on the last 6 months of rent.

Well, we can tell them one thing he certainly didn't run away.

He also left the place a complete pigsty and the owners have created a list of some of the damages the large and in charge father left in his wake:

Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
Broken light covers
Bent light posts
Broken tiles
Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
Drawings all over the walls
A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners' permission)
Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
Dismantled smoke detectors
Front driveway oil-leak damage
Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners' permission)

Eww, N-A-S-T-Y! They might as well just demo the house and start over.

All of the damages and unpaid rent adds up to $110,661 and if Popozao doesn't pay, they may haul his fat ass to court.

Time to stop spending Brit Brit's money on food and pay up!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Eat your heart out, K-Fat!

It seems that Britney Spears and her agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, are still going strong!

The couple were spotted satisfying their sweet tooth at the Sugar Factory candy store at the Mirage in Vegas on Sunday with Tater Tot and Small Fry in tow!

Those kiddies could use a new daddy!

The one they're biologically bound to is quite unfortunate!

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Because once she got her shiz together, the pop princess turned out to be one good momma!

Britney Spears' 50/50 custody split will continue throughout the rest of the year - and sometimes she will even get more than her share!

An El Lay County Superior court extended the order, stating the Small Fry and Tater Tot can travel with their hawt momma while she is on tour, but she must provide K-Fat a place to stay, if he wants to come along.

It's just like him not to pull his ever-increasing weight!

And he can afford it!

She already pays the sloth $20,000 a month in child support and up to $25,000 when the childrenz are outside of California.

Hopefully, the order will become permanent and not her big, fat checks to that d-bag!

[Image via WENN.]

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What? Our stint on Celebrity Rap Superstar wasn't enough for you? Or how about Gone Country?!

Some people just can't get enough!

Sebastian Bach will be one of the eight contestants on the upcoming season of Celebrity Fit Club. The last we've seen of him, he could have been a little slimmer, but certainly wasn't heavy enough to be humiliated and labeled a fatass on American television.

Not like K-Fat! Now there is a celebrity plumped and ready for that show!

The other contestants joining Sebastian and K-Fat are Shar Jackson, Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert, Project Runway first-season winner Jay McCarroll, High School Musical's Kaycee Stroh, and Bad Girls Club alum Tanisha Thomas.

Wow! A lot of reality show repeat offenders! Guess that spotlight is calling to them. (In the case of these blubber butts, a floodlight!)

Will U be watching this season?

[Image via WENN.]

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It seems we spoke too soon, or rather, Kevin Ferderline's ex-wife, Shar Jackson, did. She led us to believe that K-Fat was keeping true to his tonnage and happy to stay fat, but we've learned today that it just isn't so.

K-Fat will be taking his tubby butt to reality TV and will be competing in the newest edition of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club.

Ironically, joining him on the show will be his ex-wife Shar, along with Bobby Brown and Nicole Eggert.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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