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Clerks is undeniably one of the funniest movies of all time! It spawned a sequel, a cartoon series, and multiple comic books and launched the career of creator Kevin Smith!

And though Clerks 2 didn't make the same splash at the box office, it at least gave us a sense of closure for that crazy cast of characters.

Well now Kevin is throwing all that away to write another one! LOLz!

But srsly, along with the screen shot of the title page, the filmmaker also shared a sentimental message for fans on his Facebook page. He wrote:

"THE BEGINNING OF THE END

20 years ago today, we started shooting CLERKS.

20 years later, with no plan or provocation, I jumped out of bed at 4:20 this morning and started writing CLERKS III.

It's been like hanging out with old friends.
And after 2 hours of tapping the keys and giggling, I have come to a conclusion…

CLERKS III will be the best film I'll ever make."

Wow! That's a bold statement!

Hmm. We wonder what got the notorious stoner up at precisely 4:20…

[Image via Facebook/Apega/WENN.]

At least one person benefited from Tiger Woods' infidelity scandal.

Kevin Smith, who was booted off a Southwest plane last year for being "too fat" around the same time Tiger's scandal broke, says he will "always owe" the golfer for deflecting the controversy.

The American public could have been worrying about Kevin Smith's weight, but instead was immediately drawn to the sensational media coverage of Tiger's many mistresses.

Recently, Kevin looked back on the Southwest incident and shared how grateful he remains for Tiger Woods, saying:

"It was really bad [and] disconcerting. And that fake plastic heart in their logo, I thought was just absolute bull– and I lost all faith in humanity. I sat there for three days going, 'Life will never be the same, I'm humiliated, there's nowhere to go, nothing to do. I can't retain my cool, my credibility's shot. How am I supposed to be that Kevin Smith if I'm that dude who just got booted off the plane for being fat? Three days later Tiger Woods came out and was like, 'I cheated on my wife,' and nobody cared I was fat anymore. I love Tiger Woods! I don't care about golf, but I'll always owe him."

LOL! We're happy Tiger's troubles weren't in vain!

We're also happy that the plane incident may have served as a wake-up call for the movie director because he went on to lose 65 pounds! We hope he's able to keep it off too!

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One of our fav things about twitter is following celebs. Especially celebs that tweet about fitness! It keeps us motivated and sometimes makes us laugh!!

Check out these recent celeb fitness tweets:

Kim Kardashian:
Such a good early morning work out! I saw this girl in a full cat suit working out in snake print! I envy her!

Jessica Simpson:
Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press? I always take care of myself. Eric and I could get married right now in sweats!

Kelly Osbourne:
My legs are so sore we went bike riding today and i was to short for the adult bike so i had to ride the kids i looked ridicules!

Jillian Michaels:
If you're looking to shed those last 10-20lbs, you need to increase the intensity of your workouts. [Continued on Facebook] I don’t want to see you carrying a conversation on with some good looking guy or girl next to you on the elliptical. I want you breathless, heart pumping, working around 85% of your MHR. Then cut the booze, processed foods, reduce sodium to 1500mg a day & up your water intake to 80oz. Voila — skinny jeans.

Kirstie Alley:
I had lost 60 lbs before DWTS…Haven't weighed in three weeks but I'm sure I've lost over 10 more.

LeAnn Rimes:
ALL in 1 day I had someone say I had an eating disorder and women telling me at my concert they would kill to have my legs LOL

Ryan Seacrest:
If u r in LA, Bouchon for lunch-dinner in bev hills is always amazing. 4get ur no carbs diet even the bread is to die for

Jennifer Hudson:
I actually wokeup super early, so I'm going to do some exercise ! Let's it yal! If im up i might as well make myself useful.

Kevin Smith:

"Why not lose some weight instead of buying 4x shirts?" I just lost 70 pounds, sir — but I will always dress like a fat man.

Charlie Sheen:
The traveling Warlock fitness package. DO NOT try this at home. http://twitpic.com/4dl09x

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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