Kid Rock is not a fan of Twitter!  Actually, that's an understatement. 

The stringy haired singer told Rolling Stone of the microblogging site, "It's gay.  If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this sh*t, motherf*cker.'"

Geez!

He goes on to say that "I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not relevant.  Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

Then please stop talking!

At least he admits he has nothing to say. Even if he did, would you listen??

PS. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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We never thought we'd ever say this, but Kid Rock is actually making himself useful and doing something we like!

A Webberville-based Michigan Brewing Company received approval for a tax credit from the Michigan Economic Growth Authority. The company is receiving $722,957 to produce a new line of beer for Kid Rock, thus creating 400 new jobs in the state.

Kid Rock is working closely with the company to develop the beer, which they hope to have in stores in time for spring.

So if you're jobless in Michigan with a passion for beer, you might want to turn in an application!

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It looks like Kid Rock hit the sauce hard at LA's Villa nightclub on Thursday - HARD!

Mr. Bouncer Man had to help him out to his ride.

Do they serve a fancy moonshine at Villa?

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So it's time for Kid Rock to serve his sentence after getting into a brawl at a Georgia Waffle House last year. But, the musician isn't happy with getting his community service request denied.

On his official website, Kid goes off on the judge for denying his request of serving his 80 hours due by performing for the U.S. troops stationed in the Middle East.

The singer says, "Apparently he thinks it's more important that I do something else rather than sing, shake hands, take pictures and spend time with the men and women who put themselves in harms way to protect the very freedom he and all of us live by."

Seriously, WTF?!?!

Kid Rock has already gone to the Middle East to perform for the troops a few times. He obviously likes doing it and getting the press. Why the hell would a judge order his community service to be performing for others?

As for Georgia State Court Judge Alvin T. Wong, he denied the request and said Kid Rock would preform for the troops "even if he was not under a sentence to perform community service. Besides, giving him credit for something he would otherwise love to do in front of a camera completely defeats the punitive purpose of performing community service."

Obviously!

Though self-absorbed Kid sees it differently, and wrote on his site, "I really take it as a slap in the face, and really have trouble thinking of a better way to 'serve the community,' especially at Christmas time. Either way this judge will leave a bad taste of ignorance in my mouth, but I don't let the DEVIL get me down, so WHATEVA!!" He then proceeded to put the judge's name, address, office phone number, and email on his blog.

Seriously, if anyone were to email the judge, please praise him for not giving in to stupid celebrity demands. No one is above the law!

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Brace yourselves.

You can finally get Kid Rock's trashtastic tunes online.

But, you'll have to buy his stuff one whole album at a time.

He's refused to do business with iTunes in the past because he wasn't not cool with his songs being sold separately.

So, he's decided to jump into bed with people who'd play by his rules — Rhapsody.

You can find his full-length releases there for $10.

Are you guys excited about his? Anyone???? Anyone at all????

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Watch out Jessica Simpson!

Kid Rock is about to enter the celebrity beer marketplace.

The rocker is set to whore out a 'premium' beer in the spring of 2009.

Premium and Kid Rock. That's like so oxyMORONical!

One of the suits involved in the deal said, "Kid Rock is a reflection of great American rock-and-roll music and the American spirit, and we think we can create a beer in that same image. … There is no question in our mind that people will try a beer that Kid Rock will stand by and when they like it, a great and incredibly valuable trademark will be created."

Will u drank Kid's beer?

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"I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics. Because at the end of the day, let me tell you what I 'm good at: I'm good at writing songs and singing. What I'm not educated in is the field of political science. And so for me to be sharing my views and influencing people of who I think they should be voting for … I think would be very irresponsible on my part. So I'll just keep my mouth shut on that. I think celebrity endorsements hurt politicians. Because as soon as somebody comes out for a politician, especially in Hollywood, when they all go, 'I'm voting for this guy!' — I go, 'That's not who I'm voting for!' … As soon as Oprah Winfrey pops up and goes 'Ha-la-la-la-la,' I'm like, 'I love Barrack Obama. I hate Oprah Winfrey.' I don't hate her. I just don't believe in her, so I don't want any part of any of that. I think celebrities hurt politicians."

- Kid Rock tells CMT Insider

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Kid Rock hangs out with his homo homie!

The rocker was spotted strolling through St. Tropez on Monday with Elton John's husband, David Furnish.

They must be really good friends!

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Kid Rock is refusing 'to go all in' with iTunes for now because he thinks the Apple service is screwing artists.

To date, there's a minimal collection of Kid Rock's works on the iTunes site.

The rocker tells the BBC that artists do not get paid enough for downloads from the Apple store. The revenue share model is based "an old system, where iTunes takes the money, the record company takes the money, and they don't give it to the artists," he claims.

He went on to say that the internet "was an opportunity for everyone to be treated fairly, for the consumer to get a fair price, for the artist to be paid fairly, for the record companies to make some money. But they (Apple) stuck to the "old system".

BUT as the interview goes on, Pammy Anderson's ex says, "I will be on iTunes eventually because I can't avoid it, but I like to always stick to my guns and prove a point and do something original and because I believe in it."

He makes no sense! Either you believe in it or you don't and you act according to principle.

At the end of the day, seems like Kid Rock proves the point that for the most part, peeps will 'sell out' to get paid.

Getting paid helps ya get laid, Kid!

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