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This is the strangest lawsuit we've ever heard of…ever. Hands down.
A woman, Andrea Pellegrini, who is suing Insane Clown Posse for sexual harassment is asking Kid Rock to produce an object of sizable importance to her case!
Her attorneys just subpoenaed Kid Rock to fork over a glass dildo. Well, maybe not that type of forking.
According to Andrea's law firm representing her, one of the defendants “Dirty” Dan Diamond had a deposition where he sated that Andrea refused to accept his glass dildo gift, so he gave the phallic object to Kid Rock.
Now, Kid Rock has 14 days to respond to the subpoena, and produce the glass dildo in question. Hopefully, he will have washed it too. Like a lot.
Dan also admitted under oath that he had "a fat (penis)" and that he would "f*ck the sh*t out of" Andrea.
This makes Justin Bieber's deposition seem like boring legalese in comparison.
He also stated that the dildo is a work of art. Right, because when we think of the Louvre, we think glass dildos.
Andrea filed the lawsuit in August, and used to work for ICP's record label until she was fire in 2012.
We'll keep you posted if and when Kid Rock submits the dildo in question.
Things seemed pretty dire and we were hoping the whole event would be canceled.
Maybe then they'd start losing real money and eventually SeaWorld would shut down and all the whales would go free!!
However, money must talk because Kid Rock and Alan Jackson have stepped in to headline the event this weekend at SeaWorld Orlando.
We'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt but Blackfish is too popular for them to not have at least heard about the cruelty.
They gotta know the reason why all the other acts dropped out.
We guess some people only care about money??? We're very disappointed.
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Right: Shia LaBeouf after a 2007 trespassing arrest in Chicago.
Both beautiful bad boys were nothing but smiles after their arrests, but we need to know…
Who "Mugged" It Better?
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Obvs this isn't The Big Bieberoni's first run in with the po-po, either!
CLICK HERE for the gallery, "Justin Bieber's History Of Troublemaking Before His Arrest!"
And look at more smiling celebrities in lock-up (below)!
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We don't know what's meaner: calling Demi Lovato "DEMI LOVOTO," or asking to make any song of hers stop!
However, when both digs were read aloud in their tweet form by Demi, we basically had a Heart Attack from all the laughing we did!
We're not sure if these tweets are 100% authentic or just HIGHlarious jabs written by the writers over at Jimmy Kimmel, but one, this doesn't seem as written as some of the other Mean Tweets segments in the past, and two, a celebrity reading a personalized insult is still hysterical even if the tweets were written by the JKL staff!
Eminem hasn't been this angry since… OK, since the last time we saw him.
But still, that's pretty darn furious!
Marshall Mathers is back on the attack in the new single Berzerk! And he's got some company!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Slim and his special guests in the brawling, wrestling, rioting new NSFW music video!
Kid Rock loves a good house! Especially if it's his! And it's, you know, not being robbed!
The Bawitdaba singer's Michigan home was the location of an attempted break in on Saturday, which led to this Kid throwing a well deserved tantrum on his website: