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Kirstie Contines To Flounder In The Ratings!

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Kirstie Alley's Big Life continues to tank in the ratings as shows like Kendra, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, and even Brandy and Ray J take in more viewers!

Kirstie didn't even break 1 million viewers!

More like Kirstie Alley's Big FAIL!

[Image via WENN.]

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17 Is Too Young To Be Engaged!

| Filed under: Love LineEllen DeGeneresKirstie Alley


Kirstie Alley's son True is engaged to his girlfriend and he's only 17 years old!

The wacktress appeared on Ellen to talk about it and it appears she doesn't have a problem with it!

We see the point she makes about people being in love, but still — 17?!?!

Best of luck!

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Another Remake Fresh From The Slaughterhouse!

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooBruce WillisFilm FlickersJohn TravoltaKirstie Alley


Another day, another shiteous remake announced!

The latest in line to be taken out to the pasture and shot is the 1989 comedy Look Who's Talking!

Yeah, we know.

Fast & Furious producer Neal H. Moritz is behind the bastardization revamp, which originally starred John Travolta and Kirstie Alley as a couple raising a baby together, whose thoughts were voiced by Bruce Willis.


You KNOW Kirstie's going to waddle her way over to that producer's office and DEMAND a role in this crapfest!

Maybe she can be the voice of the evil talking toilet from the sequel!

We prefer her HEARD and not seen! Actually, never mind - we don't prefer her at all!

Bwa ha ha.

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Photoshopping Done Right!

| Filed under: Photoshop AwardzKirstie Alley



Kirstie Alley is on the May issue of Ladies Home Journal and the fat actress is actually looking pretty good.

Dare we say, she's even looking skinny!?

Give that retoucher a raise!

[Image courtesy of Ladies Home Journal.]

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Want To Work For Kirstie Alley??

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Can you imagine all of the crazy that would come with a position working for HER??

Kirstie Alley has posted this exciting new job opportunity with her new weight-loss company, Organic Liaison to Scientology, on her official website:

Live in Los Angeles? There may be an employment opportunity for you with Organic Liaison. Send resume to: organicliaisonjobs@gmail.com

We wonder what kind of positions are available!!

Regardless, that would be one scary as hell unpredictable working environment - what if she has a bad day and feels like stress eating??


What do U think?? Would U work for Kirstie Alley's sham company??

[Image via WENN.]

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A Big, Fat Failure!

| Filed under: TV NewsKirstie Alley


How will Kirstie Alley recover from this latest setback???

Cheesecake, perhaps?

Miz Alley will be receiving some sour news this morning as the numbers have come in on her new show, Big Life, and they ain't pretty. The show only drew in a little over 1.4 million viewers, while shows like Gene Simmons Family Jewels and Kendra vastly supassed her.

How embarassing! Don't you have an Emmy?

Maybe a cheesecake and a 12-piece bucket from KFC!

But for goodness sake, stay away from the Funyuns! You'll just hate yourself after!

[Image via WENN.]

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