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Another Remake Fresh From The Slaughterhouse!

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Another day, another shiteous remake announced!

The latest in line to be taken out to the pasture and shot is the 1989 comedy Look Who's Talking!

Yeah, we know.

Fast & Furious producer Neal H. Moritz is behind the bastardization revamp, which originally starred John Travolta and Kirstie Alley as a couple raising a baby together, whose thoughts were voiced by Bruce Willis.


You KNOW Kirstie's going to waddle her way over to that producer's office and DEMAND a role in this crapfest!

Maybe she can be the voice of the evil talking toilet from the sequel!

We prefer her HEARD and not seen! Actually, never mind - we don't prefer her at all!

Bwa ha ha.

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Photoshopping Done Right!

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Kirstie Alley is on the May issue of Ladies Home Journal and the fat actress is actually looking pretty good.

Dare we say, she's even looking skinny!?

Give that retoucher a raise!

[Image courtesy of Ladies Home Journal.]

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Want To Work For Kirstie Alley??

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Can you imagine all of the crazy that would come with a position working for HER??

Kirstie Alley has posted this exciting new job opportunity with her new weight-loss company, Organic Liaison to Scientology, on her official website:

Live in Los Angeles? There may be an employment opportunity for you with Organic Liaison. Send resume to: organicliaisonjobs@gmail.com

We wonder what kind of positions are available!!

Regardless, that would be one scary as hell unpredictable working environment - what if she has a bad day and feels like stress eating??


What do U think?? Would U work for Kirstie Alley's sham company??

[Image via WENN.]

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A Big, Fat Failure!

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How will Kirstie Alley recover from this latest setback???

Cheesecake, perhaps?

Miz Alley will be receiving some sour news this morning as the numbers have come in on her new show, Big Life, and they ain't pretty. The show only drew in a little over 1.4 million viewers, while shows like Gene Simmons Family Jewels and Kendra vastly supassed her.

How embarassing! Don't you have an Emmy?

Maybe a cheesecake and a 12-piece bucket from KFC!

But for goodness sake, stay away from the Funyuns! You'll just hate yourself after!

[Image via WENN.]

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Kirstie Alley DENIES Weight Loss Program Connected To Scientology

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After her outburst on the Today show, Kirstie Alley is outraged by the allegations that her weight loss product is a front for Scientology.

She said:

"That I would need to clarify or defend the intentions or affiliations of my LLC business corporation in the year 2010 is indicative of the intolerances that we as a country still need to overcome. However, after the Today show brought fringe bigotry and intolerance into the forefront of the national media I feel compelled to clarify [myself]."

Organic Liaison LLC is not affiliated with the Church of Scientology or the world institute of Scientology. Here's the deal: if I wanted this to be a scientology company exclusively, I would have made it that way. And I would have told the world 'This is the first-ever Scientology whatever!' I have nothing against doing that.

It's odd. You wouldn't say, 'What religion is Jenny Craig?' No one knows and no one cares! It's a cheap shot."

We're pretty sure it was just a question!

In case you missed it, CLICK HERE to watch it all go down!

[Image via WENN.]

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Kirstie Alley Loses Her Shit On The Today Show!

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Shame, shame!

We don't imagine Kirstie Alley will be invited back to The Today Show anytime soon, after her outburst this morning!

Before host Meredith Vieira got down to interviewing Kirstie , the show ran a clip-reel that at one point suggested her new diet program has a connection to Scientology. When they came back to studio from the segment, Kirstie let her mouth FLY!

Check out her OVERreaction on live, morning TV above!

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