The latest in line to be taken out to the pasture and shot is the 1989 comedy Look Who's Talking!
Yeah, we know.
Fast & Furious producer Neal H. Moritz is behind the bastardization revamp, which originally starred John Travolta and Kirstie Alley as a couple raising a baby together, whose thoughts were voiced by Bruce Willis.
You KNOW Kirstie's going to waddle her way over to that producer's office and DEMAND a role in this crapfest!
Maybe she can be the voice of the evil talking toilet from the sequel!
We prefer her HEARD and not seen! Actually, never mind - we don't prefer her at all!
Miz Alley will be receiving some sour news this morning as the numbers have come in on her new show, Big Life, and they ain't pretty. The show only drew in a little over 1.4 million viewers, while shows like Gene Simmons Family Jewels and Kendra vastly supassed her.
How embarassing! Don't you have an Emmy?
Maybe a cheesecake and a 12-piece bucket from KFC!
But for goodness sake, stay away from the Funyuns! You'll just hate yourself after!
Kirstie Alley is still yapping about allegations that her Organic Liaison weight-loss system had ties to the Church of Scientology. The actress took to her Twitter to spew her anger specifically at the The Hollywood Reporter's Roger Friedman.
"Please Google Mr. Roger Friedman. He is spreading lies about me and my new business. You will see his history & why Fox fired him."
Going to have Mr. Attorney call Mr. Friedman's Attorney tomorrow . . . Mr. Friedman is treading on thin LIBELOUS ice with my company. Crackkkk
Mr. Friedman changed his libelous headline . . . TOO late. Unleash the DOGS."
Yikes! Would U believe someone with that kinda rage?!
After her outburst on the Today show, Kirstie Alley is outraged by the allegations that her weight loss product is a front for Scientology.
"That I would need to clarify or defend the intentions or affiliations of my LLC business corporation in the year 2010 is indicative of the intolerances that we as a country still need to overcome. However, after the Today show brought fringe bigotry and intolerance into the forefront of the national media I feel compelled to clarify [myself]."
Organic Liaison LLC is not affiliated with the Church of Scientology or the world institute of Scientology. Here's the deal: if I wanted this to be a scientology company exclusively, I would have made it that way. And I would have told the world 'This is the first-ever Scientology whatever!' I have nothing against doing that.
It's odd. You wouldn't say, 'What religion is Jenny Craig?' No one knows and no one cares! It's a cheap shot."
We're pretty sure it was just a question!
In case you missed it, CLICK HERE to watch it all go down!
This could become really big -- and it sounds horrifying.
KeKe Palmer is accusing performer Trey Songz of 'sexual intimidation,' among other things, after she randomly appeared in his newly released music video for Pick Up The Phone that was released on YouTube on Friday.
From what we can gather reading Palmer's passionate Instagram message that contained the accusation, it appears she did NOT give Songz consent for her to appear in the video -- but the Scream Queens star takes it even further than that.
It is scary and potentially triggering to read, but here is her full, emotionally-charged IG message about what led up to her non-consensual appearance in the video and the hints about how she was forced into it (below):