We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
If you don't know Key & Peele, frankly we just feel so sorry for you!
The sketch show blew up over five seasons on Comedy Central, with sketches like "Substitute Teacher" and "East-West Bowl" going viral nearly every week.
Well now Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are moving to the big screen, with gunfire, car chases, F-bombs — and it's all over an adorable kitty named Keanu.
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious, crazy, and NSFW red band trailer (above)! Keanu hits theaters April 29.
Why would you say that?!
While nearly everyone made it including Quentin Tarantino, Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Tim Roth, Bruce Dern, Walter Goggins, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Michael Madsen — Channing Tatum sadly missed out.
Luckily though, Jimmy had the 21 Jump Street star record a video to help promote the upcoming western where Tatum says 8 hateful things to a kitten!
Ch-ch-check out the video that's one part adorable and two parts HIGHlarious!
Good thing this vet knew what to do!
And who knew vodka could actually save a life!
Missey is a four month old kitten who had a terrifying experience outside of her owner's home in Redcar, England.
The owners of the kitty are Paul Stephenson and his 27-year-old daughter Sara and Sara was attacked with Missey last week in front of their house by a group of thugs.
The gang covered the cat in antifreeze, and even though Missey was given a bath - she started showing signs she was seriously ill the next day!
When they took the cat to the vet they were shocked to discover that one effective treatment for the kitty would be to hook it up to an IV and drip alcohol into its system! At the end of the treatment - the cat had gotten a half of liter of a bottle of 37.9 percent vodka.
And the treatment totally worked!
Here's what Sara the owner said
Talking about making your life even THAT much better!
Taylor Swift shocked the world on Wednesday by sharing one of the most delightful photographs of Tay that we've ever seen!
And maybe this particular one was SO good because of the brand new kitten that Taylor was showing the world on Instagram!!!
The name of the little kitty is
Awww! We want to dance with these lil cuties all day!
Kittens Tulip and Daisy, from Arlington, Virginia, are waiting for someone to adopt them, but meanwhile, the little furballz spend their time dancing away!
In the viral video of the two-month-old domestic shorthair mixes, they synchronously nod their heads along with Lil Jon’s song Turn Down For What, and it’s too cute to handle!
Game of Thrones is SO last Sunday!
But Game of Meows?
Now that sounds like some exciting stuff!
Well, our prayers have been answered because a new parody of the GOT opening is exactly that! It's kittens in