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Archive for the 'Knifestyles' CategoryHow Do We Say This Delicately???
Uhmmmm…. She's starting to look like Nicole Kidman! Maybe she just has really good genes??? Charlize Theron looked frozen-faced at a party for Stella McCartney at her Los Angeles store on Tuesday night. Charlize's face…
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Mila Kunis, at a TRL taping yesterday, is looking GORGEOUS lately. But… Her face seems sooooo different than before!!! Wassup????? Do you think Mila's had some plastic surgery recently????
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Half of Beverly Hills is about to go into a panic attack! A new report claims that an Italian study on lab rats proved that the active agent in wrinkle fix-it Botox, botulinum toxin, can travel along neurons from the injection site and into the brain! Yes, bitches, you can get that shit up in your brain! No wonder half them hos in Hollywood are brain dead. Botox's manufacturer, Allergan, tried to spin the Italian scientist's findings and in a statement said that the Italian scientists "injected the material directly into the brain." Wrong…the Italians injected the neurotoxin into facial muscles—and from there it found its way to the brainstem! Why discredit the Italians? Cause it contradicts the findings of earlier studies, which suggested that the neurotoxin is completely broken down at the injection site into innocuous compounds and does not migrate beyond it—or if it does, only into the bloodstream or lymph system. Allergan thinks those older studies are more credible. Some of you may be thinking Botox may not have the 'rat brain effect' on a human. Doesn't matter to us! A rat is a living thing… if it could do some crazy shit to them, there's no way in hell we would it anywhere near us! Another thing the report points out is the amount of hospitalizations and deaths that have been reported following Botox injections. In 2005 scientists at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration analyzed 1,437 such "adverse events" between 1989, when Botox was approved for eye spasms, and 2003. Most came from people who got Botox to erase their wrinkles, but there were 28 deaths of people who had received it for medical purposes. Botox at your own risk, Perezcious ones. You have been warned! [Image via Mavrix Online.] Permalink / 128 comments (RSS) » A Public Service Announcement
Look at those lips! THAT FACE!!!! Her thinning hair!!!! Lara Flynn Boyle used to look somewhat normal back in the day. This past weekend, though, she looked like the bride of Michael Jackson on an outing for din din to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills. This is a warning to all you ladies out there: don't fuck with your face! [Image by PER via Fame Pictures.] Permalink / 417 comments (RSS) » Bye Bye!!!!!!
Looks like Daniel Serrano, the guy who injected Priscilla Presley and other Hollywood hags with auto lube, is probs getting deported! Dr. Jiffy Lube was released from jail a few weeks ago. He served 15 months for his crimes against beauty. Now, authorities detained him on Wednesday night and Serrano is being held by immigration officials, without bond, for possible removal from the U.S. Dr. Jiffy was a licensed surgeon in his native Argentina. He'll be famous now when he goes back home. Time for a reality show! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 87 comments (RSS) » Ouch and Ewww
Poor Priscilla Presley. The girl Elvis fell in love with has had her face botched by a quack! It explains so much. According to reports, fake doctor Daniel Serrano proclaimed to Priscilla P. in 2003 that he could treat her with a miracle drug that was better than Botox. You know what that drug was? An industrial, low-grade silicone — similar to what's used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina, Serrano's home country. Priscilla wasn't Serrano's only victim. Apparently, 'Dr. Jiffy Lube' also treated friends of Shawn King (wife of talker Larry King) and Diane Richie (Lionel Richie's former wife) at injection parties! The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) injected by Serrano. He has been convicted for all this shadiness, and last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials and could be deported. Should be! Diane Richie was also indicted as a Serrano accomplice. She pled out and was placed on probation. Priscilla is supposedly undergoing corrective work. Lesson to learn — if you must mess with your face, only use FDA approved shizz! And make sure your doctor is legit!!!! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 186 comments (RSS) » Headline of the
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