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Pack your bags, Kris Humphries! You’re headed down to D.C.!
The veteran power forward (and former husband of Kim Kardashian) agreed to a three-year, $13 million contract with the Washington Wizards this week.
Humphs had a career high 50% FG percentage, as well as a double-digit rebound average in the 69 games he played for the Boston Celtics last season.
Not too shabby dude!
But with the C’s stacked in the front court, they
No more STD testing for this guy!!
In case you forgot, the NBA forward already provided proof that he is 100% STD free, but Kayla wanted him tested AGAIN, specifically for herpes simplex type one, which causes cold sores to develop around the mouth.
However, Judge Gregory Keosian flat out
So, can it be over now?
However, The Hump wouldn’t take a test and just insisted he was disease-free.
Apparently, Kris did take a test in August 2012, according to new court docs filed Friday, which state
Kris Humphries is in an awkward legal battle because of a one-night stand with accuser Kayla Goldberg.
She's trying to sue him, claiming he gave her herpes! STILL! This was back in 2010!
Humphries has always denied having any STDs but he's apparently not submitting to testing, so Goldberg's lawyers are requesting a judge order him to get tested.
The plaintiff's document read:
He always describes his lady love in such classy terms.
The 36-year-old rapper spit sweet nothings about his baby momma like, “one day I put an angel in your ultrasound,” "on the Bound bike I gave you only pipe," and even shouts out all of her sisters saying
However, the basketballer's lawyers are saying there's no way he's the one responsible for her STD, and that she's gotten down and dirty with too many other guys to prove it was him!
According to legal documents, Kayla admitted in a recent deposition that she's