
Robert Pattinson was spotted leaving an ultra swanky Hollywood hang out this week and dude was looking SERIOUSLY contemplative.
What are you thinking about R-Patz???!
Are you trying to decide where you and off-again, on-again (??) GF Kristen Stewart could hump next??!
Hmmm…
Decisions, decisions…
Regardless of where he was off to, there's no denying he's perfected the seXXXy brooding look!
Only Edward Cullen could make relationship woes look so bloody delicious. LOLz!!
[Image via WENN.]

Kristen Stewart was all about the good times this weekend, amidst R-Patz breakup/reconciliation rumors.
Apparently, they were SO off and now they're back on. Can you keep up?!
Tre-confusing!
Saturday, the Twilight actress was spotted chowing down on wings and beer sans Rob at a Texas Hooters. She was even nice enough to take photos with her big breasted fans.
Awwwwww!
But it didn't stop there!!! KStew continued her amaze food fest by enjoying some southern delish dishes at Memphis' Blue City Cafe, Sunday.
After her tum-tum was full, Rob's lady enjoyed a late night romp with friends at one of the famous Coyote Ugly Saloons!!! A source revealed:

Nothing can cheer you up like a pair of hooters and a side of chicken wings!
Kristen Stewart might need a whole lotta cheering up considering it seems she isn't reuniting with Robert Pattinson no matter how many wishes Twihards make.
Surely the lovely ladies at the Hooters in Amarillo, Texas were up to the challenge as KStew stopped by this weekend, and clearly whatever they did worked as she was photographed with the hooterlicious gang sporting her new trademark smile (above).
Maybe Selena Gomez tipped her off to Hooters being the ultimate breakup recovery spot! LOLz!
But not only did she make time for the scantily clad waitresses, but she also took a pic with a much more innocent fan (below)!
We've gotta admit though, is it just us or does KStew look a little out of it??
Well, if there's anywhere to have too much fun, it's probably Hooters!
[Image via Twitter.]

WHAT?!
Twihards, we refuse to believe Kristen Stewart isn't getting back together with Robert Pattinson!
And we know you agree, but it's sounding like we all might need to come to terms with reality.
Although we had heard Robsten was caught looking all lovey dovey while they held hands in Echo Park, this might have just been a figment of someone's imagination!
It's NOW being rumored

Doesn't everyone know the saying?!
Before the reported hand-holding reconciliation that happened, Kristen Stewart was apparently feeling like Katy Perry missed that memo since the luscious singer had been carrying on her friendship with Robert Pattinson post break-up.
Sure, we know that friendship is one WITHOUT benefits, but even that oh-so important detail wasn't seeming to ease KStew's pain.
It's rumored she was feeling so "incredibly down right now and betrayed" by the whole growing bond between her bosomy gal pal and former beau that she's stopped talking to Katy!
Even though Katy and Rob had a closer friendship than Katy and KStew, this new report makes it sound like Kristen thought everyone was on an equal playing field!
An insider revealed:

Up until her Echo Park frolic with Robert Pattinson last night, Kristen Stewart wasn’t having the greatest month.
We knew she had the break-up blues like any normal person, but KStew was spotted heading into an audition in West Hollywood on Thursday… keeping things perhaps a little too casual in a gray “USATF” sweatshirt (above)!
And this is someone who's serious about acting! She may be a casual cat most of the time, but for an audition?? Who knows, maybe there was a method behind it, but our heart immediately felt for the girl.
At least she had the initiative to throw herself back into work!
It’s been too long since she's been on the big screen!
[Image via RMBI SWIS/AKM-GSI.]