Looks like not everyone is part of the Beyhive.
Labrador Retriever News Archive
Lady is an old black lab who was sent to a Sedan, Kansas, animal shelter after her original owner died.
She was adopted by a family who she became very attached to, though they felt she was too rough with their young puppy, so they took her back to the shelter. Sad face.
Eventually, Lady was adopted by another family in Independence, Kansas but she totally escaped that family and went all the way back to the first family who'd rejected her!
Sad dog is sad because, well, nature gave her a fur coat in the shape of a penis… directly on her chest!
We wish we could sit this dog down (Sit! Good dog!) so we could explain to her that she should be proud of who she is, regardless of the giant, furry, phallic image on her chest. She's a beautiful dog, with a beautiful heart!
Besides, Austin Powers made is suuuper cool to have penis-shaped chest hair, as you can see (below)!
Plus it isn't the first time someone has had a furry phallus on their chest anyway, and we'll be damned if it turns out to be the last.
Now who wants to play fetch instead of talking about dongs?? LOLz!
NSFW pic AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Do you believe in miracles?? Well, you’re about to!
Cecil Williams, a 61-year-old blind man had his life saved by his seeing-eye dog on Tuesday morning after he fell onto a New York City subway track!
As the train approached the station, Williams’ black lab Orlando jumped down onto the tracks after him! Eye witnesses say what happened next was unlike anything they’d ever seen from a dog!
Nearby subway rider Matthew Martin explained: