We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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Pour that syrup all over your body, it's time for Breakfast with mini-rapper Kreayshawn and her buddy 2 Chainz!
We adore us some feisty, Lady Sovereign type jams, and while Breakfast (syrup) is a little too simple for our tastes, we dig its catchy beats.
Glorious, now lets go nom on some pancakes (above)!
Not really surprising, but still, good for her!
Lady Sovereign is a lesbian and she told DIVA magazine about it, including why it has taken her this long to come out. She explains:
“Magazines would always ask about it but [questions about my sexuality] would get stopped by my publicists. It was my choice, too, because I was a bit worried about it but now I don’t really give a shit.
You can’t hide away forever. It’s just stupid and now I’ve come out I feel a lot more comfortable with myself. But it was a bit scary back then because some people do have horrible opinions.”
We're glad you felt comfortable enough to share your story with the world. Very brave.
Lindsay Lohan hosted a Brit Awards after-party in London that also was to benefit Haiti and look at some of the superstars she got to attend!
Ex-fuck buddy Calum Best made it out to support the Lindsanity as well as the always delightful Janice Dickinson and the darling duo of Lady Sovereign and Ekaterina Ivanova…the 21-year-old Russian waitress that was banging old balls Rolling Stones member Ronnie Wood.
That LiLo is SUCH an A-lister these days!
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After pleading guilty to assault and drunk and disorderly conduct, the unLady-like Sov took to her Twitter account to let off some steam and tell her side of the story:
Brisbane police need to go catch some REAL criminals…..what a waste.
spitting in someones face is nasty,but how about a guy dressed up as a girl running at you in the toilets and punching you in the head?
YES THATS WHAT HAPPENED PRIOR TO THE SPITTING… SO EVERYONE PLEASE STOP CALLING ME NASTY, IF YOU WAS THERE YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
THE TRANSVESTITE MUST OF BEEN A REGULAR BECAUSE I DIDNT SEE NO ONE DRAGGING HIS ASS OUT OF THE CLUB THAT NIGHT.
Okay, if that's what really happened, then that's uncalled for.
That tranny was way out of line! Violence is never the answer!
But why was the tranny not arrested???
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Chav Sov was pAArtying too hard at The Beat nightclub in Brisbane, Australia, when she spat on one of the club's bouncers. So unhygienic!
According to reports, Sov was "hysterical, shouting and struggling" when security dragged her nasty ass out of the club.
The Brit has plead guilty to assault and drunk and disorderly conduct, requiring her to pay a fine of $400 as well as forking over $200 to the bouncer she assaulted.
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She's a walking shit-storm and it's best not to get in her way!
Over the weekend, we mentioned how British rapper and trainwreck Lady Sovereign was being a drunk ass mess and bailed on a performance in Seattle after only one song.
Well, according to several Perezcious readers, she didn't fair any better in San Francisco, also this wekend!
The performance tease came out to a packed crowd and immediately started throwing a fit about the sound quality…AGAIN. She then began to insult the venue and stormed off after only 3 songs.
That's two more than Seattle got!
We'd bet every last penny we have that she was a waste case, as per usual. Tonight she is in Los Angeles, so whoever is going, let us know about the crap she is sure to pull there too!
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She did it again!!!!!
A Perezcious reader (named Alan) clued us in to more public drunkeness from our girl, Lady Sovereign!
Miz Sovereign was supposed to do an in-store performance at Easy Street Records in Seattle, WA, last Thursday but stopped after just one song!
The messy rapper blamed the abbreviated set on the crappy sound quality, but the Lady was obvs intoxicated, with a drink in hand and slurring her words.
Check it out for yourself above!