What, no boobs???
This is a new path for Maxim!
If you're at all familiar with the men's magazine, then you know that the female cover stars are usually in some state of undress.
Lana Del Rey on the cover of the December/January issue shows less skin than most, although we're sure there are people out there who will be thoroughly titillated by her shoulders and clavicles.
Collar bones can be sexy, too!
HOWEVER! Heterosexual male readers who expect some skin will be happy to learn that the spread pretty much features the singer rolling around in bed with only a white sheet for cover.
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And for those who read the articles, Lana talks about the interesting change she experienced after dying her hair:
Throughout the years, Eli Roth has gained a reputation for his "torture porn" splatter flicks, featuring grotesque and disturbing images.
However, even by his standards, this is very dark.
A video has recently surfaced on the internet showing seemingly random clips from Marilyn Manson music videos for songs off of his 2012 album, Born Villain.
But between the short clips is an unexplained sequence which depicts Lana Del Rey being raped by Eli, and it's understandably creating quite a stir.
We couldn't help but fall in love with Lana Del Rey's cover of Once Upon A Dream.
And now for an extra special treat, Disney is giving us a remix of the haunting Maleficent melody!
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With a video remixing all the Angelina Jolie action as well!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the Young Ruffian version of the dreamy tune!
We've been waiting for weeks since Ryan Murphy announced that there would be a Lana Del Rey cover on this season of American Horror Story.
Well, the wait is officially over, because on Wednesday night's episode of Freak Show, Jessica Lange finally sang!
Who would have thought we'd get Lana on AHS before Glee?
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But Jess' Elsa wasn't just singing Gods & Monsters, she was actually bringing Wes Bentley back from the dead.
Yep, just three episodes in and the show's already jumping the shark.
But if a haunted Wes is what it takes to get music this good, then we're okay with it.
Ch-ch-check out AHS's best cover since The Name Game (above)!!!
We knew it was happening, but we can't believe it's finally here!!!
If you're an American Horror Story fan, then you've probably heard about Jessica Lange singing a Lana Del Rey cover during this season's Freak Show.
But the problem was, we didn't know which of Lana's flawless songs Jess was gonna pull from.
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That's right, a Vine user posted a leaked clip of Jessica singing one of Lana's lesser known hits, and we love what they heard.
So do you wanna be spoiled for the next episode, because Jessica's Elsa is going to be singing…
Since when is hurting people and breaking their stuff fun?
James Franco went to go see Lana Del Rey's concert on Friday night at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, and he was down for some tricks, but no treats.
The actor reportedly knocked down a paparazzo as he was leaving, and he was smiling while it happened!
But the photog has since filed a report with the LAPD, stating that