Larry Birkhead was at Marilyn Monroe auction in Las Vegas this past weekend.

Anna Nicole's babydaddy spent nearly nearly $3,000 on lingerie once worn by Marilyn.

Birkhead said he was picking up mementos for his daughter, Dannielynn.

What????

Why does little Dannielynn need fucking lingerie???? She's not even two years old!!!!!!

And it wasn't even her mom's lingerie!

[Image via WENN.]

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He's making a big mistake!

Everybody's favorite famewhoring daddy, Larry Birkhead, is leaving Los Angeles.

The bleached sperm donor is taking little Dannielynn and moving her to his hometown of Louisville, Kentucky, where he just purchased a 10,000-sq.-ft., six-bedroom house.

It's gonna be THAT much harder for you to stay in the limelight all the way in Kentucky, Larry!

But, don't worry, we can most likely still look forward to him pimping out his daughter as they visit Anna Nicole Smith's gravesite in the Bahamas every year. And you can bet Entertainment Tonight will be there to film it all. At least for the next year or two.

However, if you're not as visible and in the spotlight, will they still care in a few years, Larry??? Probably not!

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The dramz continues!

For those few that watched the premier of E!'s new Ashton Kutcher-produced Pop Fiction this weekend, guess what??? Turns out the concept of the show came from Anna Nicole Smith….THREE years ago!!!

The show was to be called Celebrities Strike Back, and it was pitched by Anna and her former attorney/manager/"lover" Howard K. Stern.

Seems like a lawsuit is in the happenings!

Pop Fiction seems almost identical to the treatment that Anna registered with the Writers Guild back in 2004.

Anna and Howard even pitched the show and sent the treatment to E! president Ted Harbert along with two top execs at E!.

The treatment states, "…what happens if Anna Nicole Smith and other celebrities turn the tables and capitalize off of the overzealous media? What if the next big supposed scandal is not a scandal at all? What if everything is staged, but the media (and the public) don't know it? Anna Nicole and other celebrity guests take aim at the media and push all the limits."

To add a slap in the face, Howard even spoke with E! just two months ago, on behalf of the estate of course, and pitched the show again. This time, with Larry Birkhead doing the opening prank, and later hosting the show. But he was turned down.

MAJOR lawsuit to come!

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Anna Nicole's former bodyguard, Big Moe, sat down with Access Hollywood and had some in-ter-esting things to say about Larry "Big 'Mo" Birkhead.

Big Moe claims that Anna Nicole viewed Birkhead as a sperm donor only:

"Because of how Larry looked, she figured, oh my child would look great," Big Moe told Access Hollywood's Tony Potts. "Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, 'Go great with me and my baby will come out beautiful.'"

"So basically, from what she told you and what you’re telling me is that Anna looked at Larry as a sperm donor to get a really beautiful child?" Tony asked.

"That's it," Big Moe said.

Big Moe also adds fuel to the gay rumors surrounding Birkhead–claims that Anna Nicole's baby daddy has vehemently denied. According to Big Moe, Anna told him that due to Birkhead's "lifestyle" there would be no strings attached:

"What's his lifestyle?" Tony asked.

"Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual," Big Moe said. "She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her."

Larry is gonna be livid.

Hey, he's been making lots of money from ET and The Insider.

We smell a lawsuit against Big Moe acoming!

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While little Dannielynn is receiving therapy for her medical condition….

Can Larry Birkhead get treatment for gayface?????

Anna Nicole's sperm donor is still pimping out their baby.

Watch him and Dannielynn swim with the dolphins on The Insider!

Barf. Barf. Barf.

[Image via WENN for OK! Magazine.]

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In case you missed it….

Click here to watch Larry Birkhead exploit his daughter, Dannilynn.

On the eve of the one year anniversary of Anna Nicole's death, her former "lover" takes their child to the dead Playmate's grave.

And the cameras for Entertainment Tonight were there every step of the way!

How much do you think he got paid to pimp Dannilynn out?

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Is nothing sacred for him????

Larry Birkhead continues to pimp out his daughter!

Anna Nicole Smith's sperm donor took their daughter, Dannielynn, to visit the grave of her mother for the first time. And, of course, OF COURSE he brought along Entertainment Tonight to exploit the child and get ratings from the sensationalistic coverage.

Heath Ledger's family would never disrespect their departed son like this!

Naturally, Larry sat down with E.T., and the news show is gonna milk the interview over a few episodes.

CLICK HERE to read the nauseating press release!

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Yup, she's cross-eyed!

And Larry is torn up about how to treat Dannielyn's condition.

To have surgery or not to have surgery?

Click here to read his interview with The Insider about it.

Did he get paid for that chat? Or is he just a famewhore that is pimping out his daughter's medical issues without compensation???

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That's none other than Larry Birkhead whispering something to Paris Hilton at the former heiress' New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas.

What the heck was he doing there????

He does have a thing for vulnerable blondes, his friends say.

And Britney's unavailable now!

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