Somethings just won't die, even when some people do.
Though Anna Nicole Smith passed away 2 years ago, her demand for her much much much much older husband's millions lives on.
Back when she was breathing, Anna Nicole had her lawyers fighting all the way to the Supreme Court to gain her half of the riches left solely to her dead husband's son, Pierce Marshall.
With both parties deceased, (Pierce died in 2006, a year before Anna Nicole) the war is now left to the heir's of Pierce Marshall and Anna Nicole's 2-year-old daughter, Dannielynn and her daddy, Larry Birkhead.
Now, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals is convening today, Thursday, at the old federal courthouse in downtown Seattle to continue this freak-show of a court case. It is expected that Anna Nicole's survivors, lover Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead will show up in Seattle for the hearing.
Well, of course, they want their slice of the pie as much as Anna Nicole did!
Larry Birkhead's cheap ass has come back to haunt him!
Debra Opri, the attorney who worked her butt off to have custody of his and Anna Nicole's daughter (Dannielynn) awarded to Birkhead, says Larry never forked over the cash for her services!!
After two years of battling the baby daddy for her fee, the issue is finally going to court!
Opri is so over Larry's excuses for not footing the bill and the attorney has stated that "all dirty laundry will be aired" during the trial!!
She believes that time has proven that "America no longer sees the fair haired country boy they once did" in Larry!
Anna Nicole Smith's former attorney and "alleged" lover, Howard K. Stern, has sued a guy named Mark Speer (who used to work for the ex-lawyer of Anna Nicole's sperm donor, Larry Birkhead) for allegedly feeding Anna Nicole biographer, Rita Cosby, a shit storm of lies.
Guess who has come to Howard K.'s aid in his lawsuit against Speer?
None other than former rival Larry B. himself!
According to reports, Larry just filed a sworn declaration taking issue with stuff Speer supposedly told the biographer:
- Birkhead says he never told Bahamian cops Stern stole millions of bucks from Anna Nicole.
- Birkhead denies he was on a "mission" to get Stern investigated for the death of Daniel.
- Birkhead denies he and Stern horse-traded Dannielynn in return for Howard becoming executor.
Everybody's favorite famewhoring daddy, Larry Birkhead, is leaving Los Angeles.
The bleached sperm donor is taking little Dannielynn and moving her to his hometown of Louisville, Kentucky, where he just purchased a 10,000-sq.-ft., six-bedroom house.
It's gonna be THAT much harder for you to stay in the limelight all the way in Kentucky, Larry!
But, don't worry, we can most likely still look forward to him pimping out his daughter as they visit Anna Nicole Smith's gravesite in the Bahamas every year. And you can bet Entertainment Tonight will be there to film it all. At least for the next year or two.
However, if you're not as visible and in the spotlight, will they still care in a few years, Larry??? Probably not!
For those few that watched the premier of E!'s new Ashton Kutcher-produced Pop Fiction this weekend, guess what??? Turns out the concept of the show came from Anna Nicole Smith….THREE years ago!!!
The show was to be called Celebrities Strike Back, and it was pitched by Anna and her former attorney/manager/"lover" Howard K. Stern.
Seems like a lawsuit is in the happenings!
Pop Fiction seems almost identical to the treatment that Anna registered with the Writers Guild back in 2004.
Anna and Howard even pitched the show and sent the treatment to E! president Ted Harbert along with two top execs at E!.
The treatment states, "…what happens if Anna Nicole Smith and other celebrities turn the tables and capitalize off of the overzealous media? What if the next big supposed scandal is not a scandal at all? What if everything is staged, but the media (and the public) don't know it? Anna Nicole and other celebrity guests take aim at the media and push all the limits."
To add a slap in the face, Howard even spoke with E! just two months ago, on behalf of the estate of course, and pitched the show again. This time, with Larry Birkhead doing the opening prank, and later hosting the show. But he was turned down.
Anna Nicole's former bodyguard, Big Moe, sat down with Access Hollywood and had some in-ter-esting things to say about Larry "Big 'Mo" Birkhead.
Big Moe claims that Anna Nicole viewed Birkhead as a sperm donor only:
"Because of how Larry looked, she figured, oh my child would look great," Big Moe told Access Hollywood's Tony Potts. "Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, 'Go great with me and my baby will come out beautiful.'"
"So basically, from what she told you and what you’re telling me is that Anna looked at Larry as a sperm donor to get a really beautiful child?" Tony asked.
"That's it," Big Moe said.
Big Moe also adds fuel to the gay rumors surrounding Birkhead–claims that Anna Nicole's baby daddy has vehemently denied. According to Big Moe, Anna told him that due to Birkhead's "lifestyle" there would be no strings attached:
"What's his lifestyle?" Tony asked.
"Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual," Big Moe said. "She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her."
Larry is gonna be livid.
Hey, he's been making lots of money from ET and The Insider.