That's none other than Larry Birkhead whispering something to Paris Hilton at the former heiress' New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas.

What the heck was he doing there????

He does have a thing for vulnerable blondes, his friends say.

And Britney's unavailable now!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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If God has a sense of humour, then she will make sure these two get together. Soon!

Larry Birkhead wants to date Britney Spears, the new issue of In Touch reports.

“I think Britney is sexy,” Dannielynn's babydaddy tells the magazine.

Her money's real sexy! That's about it.

A source close to Birkhead - probably Larry himself - tells In Touch: "He’s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney. Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days. Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together, just like the Brady Bunch."

Do it, Brit.

Do it!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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Larry Birkhead's father, Larry Birkhead Sr., passed away this Monday at the age of 66, PerezHilton.com has learned.

A funeral is set for tomorrow in Kentucky.

We may give Larry a hard time, but our positive thoughts and condolences are with him.

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Anna Nicole Smith's sperminator, Larry Birkhead, accidentally ended up on paparazzi-infested Robertson Blvd. on Sunday.

He just HAD to go shopping with the baby on Robertson.

How's the reality show going, Larry????

[Images via WENN.]

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Larry Birkhead's famewhoring ways continue!

Dannilynn's father is on a mission to be famous and he will exploit his baby if he has to.

Whatever it takes!

Birkhead has an agreement to develop a reality TV show.

"I don't want to give away something yet," says Birkhead. "It's basically the 'day in the life of daddy duties.' The truth is, people came to me with pitches, and I haven't accepted anything. It's something they continue to talk to me about. It's multiple networks. I'm listening to what they have to say."

Do we really care about Larry, though????

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Larry Birkhead is not gay! And the famewhoring daddy of Dannielynn wants to prove it!

Does Larry have a job at the moment?

The former photojournalist was curiously spotted at the Teen Choice Awards a few weeks ago and on Sunday night he attended the TV Guide Emmy after-party at Les Deux in Hollywood with two whorish ladies.

Larry loves pussy!!!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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The scene at little Dannilynne's birthday party in Kentucky on Saturday.

She's one. She won't remember any of this shit!

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Click here to watch Larry Birkhead's appearance on CNN's Larry King Live last night.

Such a shame he wasn't asked if he's ever engaged in any homo sex or made out with a guy. He only denied that he and Howard K. Stern were ever intimate, as Rita Cosby alleged in her new book on Anna Nicole Smith.

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Everybody's talking about it!

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