Late Night TV News Archive
That's not so hard is it?!
This weekend there was great cause for celebration when the US Supreme Court ruled same-sex marriage legal nationwide on Friday!
Of course with any controversial decision, there are going to be haters out there! One argument people try and make against same-sex marriage is they believe the concept is hard for children to understand. Uhm, what?
Thankfully Jimmy Kimmel thought this idea was as ludicrous as we did and took to the streets to ask kids about gay marriage and their thoughts on it!
Not only do we get some HIGHlarious answers about when kids want to get married and reasons someone might want to get married — one little boy thinks its because they're pregnant, LOLz! — but it proves the point that kids are a lot smarter than SOME people give them credit!
Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazingly funny slash ADORBS clip (below) to see how clever these kids really are!
He couldn't be more on point!
John Oliver delivered one of the best breakdowns about transgender discrimination we've heard!
He then makes sure to very clearly define "transgender" while giving his input on the media's curiosity by saying:
Transgender people have a gender identity that differs from the one they were assigned at birth, and that gender identity is not the same as sexual orientation. Gender identity is who you are, sexual orientation is who you love. Some transgender people do undergo hormone therapy or sexual reassignment surgery as part of their transition; some do not. And interestingly, their decision on this matter is, medically speaking, none of your fucking business.
From here, the late night host points to specific stories where transgendered people have been shamed in one way or another. He covers various stories and how they relate to shaming in politics such as Mike Huckabee disgusting misunderstanding of what it means to be transgender — in military service such as the case of an Iraqi soldier who feels more at home and "on vacation" because they essentially not held to the same social norms as they are back home — and even at the DMV where a some transgender people were asked to remove makeup and wigs.
Make sure you ch-ch-check out the whole segment (below) as it's not only HIGH-larious for the light that John brings to it, but is EXTREMELY informative and drives home the point that "transgenders still face a host of obstacles" and we need to continually strive for equality!
Stephen Colbert Disses The Supreme Court Justices Who Voted Against Same Sex Marriage! Watch The Hilarious Video!
Stephen Colbert is SO happy the U.S. Supreme Court finally legalized
rainbows same sex marriage!
The upcoming Late Show host posted a video on the show's YouTube channel to comment on the historic news!
But the clip wasn't all celebration, as the 51-year-old called out the Supreme Court justices who voted against marriage equality in Friday's 5-4 ruling!
In typical late night talk show fashion, the comedian ragged on Justice Antonin Scalia, who wrote in his dissent that he "would hide [his] head in a bag" if he ever joined an opinion that began the way Justice Anthony Kennedy's majority decision did.
Colbert then jested:
OK, obviously we knew from movies like Two Guns and Shooter that Mark Wahlberg was good with guns. But who knew he was so good with toy bows and arrows??
But on Thursday night's
Double Dare The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, the Ted 2 star proved he was prepared to play with anything!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Mark and Jimmy shoot each other repeatedly in the head with foam arrows and making a total mess!
Jimmy Fallon Reads Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mind On The Tonight Show! Find Out What The Terminator Is Thinking!
The Terminator: Genisys star stopped by The Tonight Show on Wednesday, and Jimmy broke out the Brainstorm machine, Cyberdyne Systems Model 88, in order to get inside Ahnold's brain!
Does it work?? You decide!
Ch-ch-check out the ridiculous vid (above)!
Channing Tatum Picks Which Magic Mike Star He'd Want A Lap Dance From & Explains Why He Would Run To Sandra Bullock's House In A Zombie Apocalypse!
We can't say he doesn't have a point!
One answer Seth wanted a bit more explaining was why Tatum would run to Sandra Bullock's house in a zombie apocalypse! Besides a fully stocked fridge and a cool bar, he makes a great point that she's been in Hollywood for so long and "dealt with a bunch of a**hole men before, that zombies would be nothing to her!"
Oh and if you're curious, he gives you the most perfect, most AH-Mazingly, ADORBS answer why he'd pick Kevin Nash to get a lap dance from!
Ch-ch-check out the interview (above) for yourself!
Seth Meyers & Amy Poehler Reunited On Late Night For Their Famous Really Skit– And It Was EVERYTHING!
Did that Really just happen?!
Though the Sports Illustrated writer has since apologized for his comments — we feel he might not ever comment on women's sports again after the roast the SNL alums gave him.
Don't believe us?!
Ch-ch-check out the comedians' sassy shade (above)!