
To infinity and seXXXyyyy!!!!
One lucky philanthropist bought a trip sitting next to Leonardo DiCaprio on Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space flight.
INCREDIBALLZ!!!
The trip, which Leo may or may not regret to agreeing to later, sold for $1.5 million Thursday night at amfAR's annual gala and auction at the 2013 Cannes Film Festival.
Now that was just for ONE SEAT. Meanwhile, another pair of tickets on the same flight went for $1.8 million.
Branson, who recently dolled himself up in flight attendant drag after losing a bet, wants the first trip to soar from New Mexico at the end of the year. How amazing, we hope it's televised!
LOL it's gotta be, right?? Like, no question about it!?!
Oh and by the way, Leo offered another

Is Leonardo DiCaprio picking up a girl or a hitchhiker??
The Great Gatsby star was spotted at a Gotha nightclub in France during the after hours of the Cannes film festival on Tuesday.
So what kind of pickup line does the man who stole the hearts of America's girls in Romeo + Juliet and Titanic use?
Thumbs up!
That's right, Leo has this flirting thing down to the essentials!
He gives the girl a thumbs up, to which she naturally responds with a… thumbs up! Yay! It's a match made in Happy Days!
Hmm, this is France. Maybe the girl just doesn't speak English? Good thing Leo knows the international language! Amour!
(That's French for "love", Leo!)
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

We had a feeling her snub wouldn't hurt this ol' sport that much!
Seemingly following Cara Delevingne's reported rejection at a Cannes after-party, Leonardo DiCaprio made use of his golden time by flirting with a sexy brunette instead.
Check out the cheek snuggle (above)!!!
Cara might only enjoy his company as a party friend, but there's still plenty of non-frozen fish in Leo's sea.
We wouldn't be surprised if he's marinated a few of 'em with his love sauce already! Ha!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Oooo SHIZZ!!
Millions of diehard Titanic fans are shrieking in horror!
Our brain can't even begin to comprehend this!! Has Pandora's Box opened?? Did the end of 2012 actually mark a transcension into a dimension where Leonardo DiCaprio's power doesn't possess models anymore??
According to one unbelievable report, that seems to be the case!
While we previously reported that the Gatsby star invited spunky star model Cara Delevingne and Rita Ora to be his dates at Cannes, we wondered what would come of the cheeky ménage à trois.
And much to our prediction, Cara did reportedly find Leo too old for her taste. But the rumors behind this story go wayyy deeper than we imagined.
Even though he's properly seasoned, he's still got the moves to keep him in the club of Hollywood playboy legends like George Clooney. But apparently they weren't enough to convice our feisty Cara!
A source reveals how it all went down, saying:

Will Leonardo DiCaprio ever guest star on Game Of Thrones? If creator George R. R. Martin ever got his way, he would.
George reviewed the new Great Gatsby, and fell in love with Leo like never before! He wrote:

Well done, old sport!
For one night and one night only, The Great Gatsby kicked Iron Man 3's ass in theaters!
The threequel is the second highest-grossing superhero flick ever - having now made over $1 BILLION internationally - but Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation beat it out for the top-money-making flick in North America yesterday, with an impressive $3.9 million from 3,535 theaters!
Hell yeah! Leonardo DiCaprio still has it!
Meanwhile, the latest from Robert Downey, Jr. pulled in a close second, with $3.85 million from 4,253 screens!
As one exec puts it:

Now, THIS is a true gentleman!
Leonardo DiCaprio went from casual to absolutely dapper for The Great Gatsby screening at the Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday.
He attended the film's photocall earlier in the day, looking like he just stepped off a yacht, but now… well, NOW, he really turned up the spiffy meter by showing up dressed to the nines!
Wearing a classic black tux and bow tie, that looked like it was tailored just for him, Leo was the epitome of swankiness.
Hats off to you, sir!
[Image via AP Images/Francois Mori .]