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Really, we thought it would be so she can start brushing her hair again!!

But maybe that requires a heavy dose of Adderall for LiLo.

Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s love for Adderall is more than her love for any man, despite what you may be led to believe watching her eHarmony video, LOLz!!

A source claims that:

Will Lindsay Lohan EVER catch a break?! You know, other than the dozen or so times she's avoided jail.

After filing a lawsuit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, the clothing manufacturer behind LiLo's 6126 leggings line, the actress has been countersued for $5 million!

OUCH!

In response to her $1.1 million breach of contract, fraud and trademark infringement suit, D.N.A.M. claims Lindsay's "drug-addled image", constant legal problems and frequent visits to rehab damaged

Lindsay Lohan may be on the hunt for a quick energy/focus fix now that her Adderall has reportedly been confiscated at rehab, but it seems the scandal-attracting redhead is also on the hunt for something else…

A hunky slice of man pie to satisfy her every need!

So how does one who is currently stuck in court-ordered treatment find love?

Online dating, DUH!

Ch-ch-check out Lindsay's eHarmony dating profile (above)!

LOLzzz! OK, so obviously this is a jest, and we kinda love that Lilo is totes down to laugh at herself.

But as cute as this video is, a lot of the stuff that Lindz sarcastically makes fun of (hAArd partying, car crashes on the PCH, etc.) are SERIOUS issues that should have serious consequences…

Something that the actress just doesn't seem to understand.

P.S. - Remember the last time Lindsay was filmed with this song playing in the background? Yeah, that's right… The Parent Trap! Simpler times!

We doubt you want to work for Lindsay Lohan!

But you are probably dying to know what it's like, and now you won't have to step up to the gig to find out.

You lucky folk are saved from that trauma adventure because her former assistant, Gavin Doyle, is revealing what a job with her is like…and boy does it sound like serious work!

Gavin started working for LiLo in 2012 and was famously involved in the car accident that sent her back into the court whirlwind that led to her latest rehab stay. But it sounds like getting in car accidents with LiLo isn't even the hardest part.

He revealed that one of the worst experiences involved always having to be the messenger when she was running late for work:

"There were a few times when they'd take it out on me. After awhile you don't want to seem like the person who's always making excuses."

As bad as directors might be, the paparazzi were even worse!

And Gavin wasn't even famous, but that didn't help him as he said:

Damn, times must be rough for Lindsay Lohan!

When you've lost all ability to even run a brush through your hair a couple times, shizz ain't good.

And apparently LiLo has hit that rock bottom now that her precious, sweet Adderall has been taken away during her stint at Betty Ford.

We already knew our little rehab luvah hater didn't want to check in for starters, but once her everyday drug went bye-bye, apparently LiLo fell apart at the seams. And not in a pretty, graceful way!

An insider revealed just how much she's hurting at rehab:

Jonathan Bennett, otherwise known as Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls, tries on a "Go To Jail Lindsay" tee-shirt while shopping in West Hollywood Thursday, and he thinks to himself "_______________________!"

[Image via Facebook.]

Lindsay Lohan could probably use a friend at rehab, especially since she’s had very few visitors and she’s stuck there for the next few months!!

But despite Brooke Mueller’s attempts to become bestiez with the red-headed star, it sounds like Lindsay wants nothing to do with Charlie Sheen’s ex. She even calls her a “drug addict”–which sounds a little hypocritical, no??

Reportedly, it’s:

“…creeping Lindsay out that Brooke seeks her out nightly at the meetings in an attempt to strike up a friendship. Brooke is extremely eager to become besties with Lindsay while in rehab, and has told Lindsay how much they have in common. Lindsay has said that Brooke is a drug addict, and wants nothing to do with her. Lindsay has told her treatment team to keep Brooke out of her group sessions.”

HARSH, LiLo!!

But maybe LiLo’s dismissiveness is called for, because apparently Brooke is only interested in fame. Supposedly, the only reason Brooke checked herself into rehab to begin with was to try and win Lindsay’s friendship!!

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