Lisa Rinna has turned into one old hottie!

Aaccording to her Twitter updates, Rinna is working on her body the old-school way, by doing lots of surgery workouts at the gym.

She even posted the following message today, linking to the photo above, and said:

Ok these r my abs- self portrait- today 9 9 09 4 days after using baboosh body and I'd also like to say f** off Star!

She later sent another Tweet clarifying that it was actually the National Enquirer that she was giving the finger to.

And all we've got to say is WOW!

At 46-years-old she's got a great body. And apparently a hatred towards tabloid magazines.

Use it as inspiration, honey!

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What could Lisa Rinna possibly write about that anyone would care to read?

How about some Hollywood dirt?

Due out in the summer 2010, Rinna will shame the literary world by writing a Hollywood novel, somewhat in the vein of Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy.

And much like L.C.'s page turner, Lisa admits that she'll be using people from her own life to inspire the characters within, claiming “I mean I have no problem being honest and open as we all know. So imagine when I can set it in this kind of a book! Everybody better watch out [laughs]!”

We guess that means former cast members of Melrose Place because honestly, who else does she know?

Lisa admits to already having some characters in place in her head. But even more so, she hopes the book, when completed, has the potential and success to be able to translate onto the big screen.

Or little screen, she isn't picky, adding “I would love to create a character that could go on for many books or we could make a series out of it or a movie…I wanna make this the kind of book that is so entertaining, that there are so many people that you’re trying to guess who they are. And I just want it to be really, really juicy, entertaining, fun, scandalous, sexual—you name it!”

We don't foresee it taking too much guesswork on our part. Subtlety has never been one of your strong suits, Lisa. Remember, you have to change the names of the people you talk about. That's important!

[Image via WENN.]

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Damn, Lisa Rinna works FAST!

Just about a week ago, Rinna was spotted at the beach in Malibu wearing a bikini and causing some eye damage to those around her.

It looked as if she had flab just hanging over muscles. Check it out HERE.

But, fast forward to this past weekend and it's like looking at a completely different person.

Yea, her lips still look the same, but talk about a major improvement on her stomach!

Now there's a hot 46-year-old. From the neck down, of course!

[Image via WENN.]

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Tara Reid is that you????

Surprisingly, it's not!

We think it's time Lisa Rinna gives her lips a rest and sends her surgery funds down to her tummy.

She was out and about on the beaches of Malibu this weekend, but we would have preferred she'd cover up.

What the hell is going on there? It's fit, yet flappy! How does one even accomplish this? It's like the flab is folding over toned muscles!

Eww! Just eww!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Lisa Rinna opened up about her terrible plastic surgery on the Today show Monday.

The "actress" claims that she started injecting silicone into her lips 23 years ago to look like Barbara Hershey in Beaches.

For someone so concerned about appearance, she sure knows how to date herself!

Supposedly, her lips begain to harden and the downturn began. "I do not blow up and down my lips," Rinna said.

No one cares!!

The "author" was promoting her self help book, Rinnavation.

What advice could she possibly have to offer?

"Don't use my surgeon!"?

[Image via WENN.]

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Famewhore Lisa Rinna is making the claim that her family had swine flu before that shiz was 'released' to the public.

"I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house… We had it before it came out… We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine," Rinna bragged to reporters.

She got an advanced copy of the virus, y'all!

We're so jelliez!

Rinna continued, "How do you know it's the swine flu? I don't know but we had all the symptoms."

The symptoms of swine flu, Lisa?

Fever, cough, sore throat, vomiting, diarrhea, myalgia, headache, chills, and fatigue.

…Also known as symptoms of the common flu.

[Image via WENN.]

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Just a few months ago, Lisa Rinna was positively begging for a spot on the upcoming Melrose Place reboot, but now the Botox Babe is singing a different tune.

Rinna told EW, "I don’t think I wanna go back anymore. Seriously, I watched some old tapes recently — Harry [Hamlin, her husband] and I were going through stuff. It doesn’t feel right! It feels weird. I’ve changed my mind. You can’t go back!"

Unfortunately, she's still hellbent on an acting "career," because she says she feels "like I have another great character in me. I think may be a Mrs. Robinson type. I’m gonna put that out in the universe. Third time’s a charm."

The only thing she has inside of her is silicone, Botox, and hot air - a lot of it!

[Image via WENN.]

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Collagen Lips must be blind!

The plastic-faced Lisa Rinna has spoken out about her upcoming spread in Playboy, in which the 45-year-old will let it all hang out!

"I'm 45 years old. I look good right now. Why not? Why not celebrate the beauty of the female body?" Rinna bragged to reporters on Monday night.

We could give you a hundred reasons why not!!

"I never feel more comfortable than when I am naked taking pictures," Lisa added. "I don't know what that's about. It's the craziest thing."

Vom!

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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Norway's Kurt Nilsen, Espen Lind and some friends performed the most breathtaking cover of U2's With or Without You on a recent talk show appearance.

Simple, beautiful, you will watch this on repeat a few times!

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