Desperate much?

Former Melrose Place and Dancing with the Stars alum, Lisa Rinna, really wants a job.

In fact, she's even begging for one!

Hosting the red carpets on the TV Guide Channel is not enough???

Lippy Lisa really wants her old role back of Taylor McBride on the new Melrose Place spin-off.

In fact, she said in a recent interview, "Tell them I'm available, ready to go. I'm very professional and hardworking!"

At the moment, though, MP execs are going after Heather Locklear to return.

Rinna acknowledges she's not the most sought after of the group.

She says, "I'm way down on the totem pole. You know, this one doesn't want to do it, that one doesn't want to do it, so I'm just hoping that they get down far enough to me, where they're finally like, 'Oh, just call Lisa…Just hire her, for God's sake! Stop her begging!' "

Aww, kind of sad.

At least she's not delusional!

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Melrose Place and Dancing with the Stars alum Lisa Rinna hit the beach in the Bahamas with her family on Tuesday.

Not bad, Lisa!

Lis has admitted to sometimes overdoing it when it comes to "cosmetic enhancement."

How much do you think it costs to keep her toned and boobylicious?

Ya think she leaks???

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We have really bad news to report, y'all.

Collagen lips herself, Lisa Rinna, is posing for Playboy.

Barf!

They don't even pay that much anymore - so she must really be desperate.

Poor thing!

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According to the Hollywood Reporter, TV Land has ordered a pilot of a new "reality" show featuring Lisa "Lips" Rinna and her husband, Harry Hamlin.

The show will follow the lives of the former Melrose Place actress and LA Law star.

So it's a show where viewers get up close and personal with LA's plastic surgery community?

If the network deems the pilot good enough, you'll see the show in 2009, says a suit.

Botox away!!!!

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A frequent fan of surgical enhancements, Lisa Rinna is speaking out about some of the side effects of getting way TOO MUCH "work" done.

In an interview with In Touch, Rinna reveals the truth behind her face.

The 45 year-old Rinna says, "We all know everyone does it! We go on Jenny Craig and do all these things to change ourselves, so why can't we get a little filler?"

Her definition of a "little" must be WAY warped!

Lisa admits she got a bit too much of the filler Juvéderm injected into her face.

Rinna says, "I saw a picture of myself and thought, 'Uh-oh.' You have to be careful. I'm a perfect example of that! There are many things you can do to make yourself look better."

And when asked what made her decide to get filler, Lisa says, "At my age, you have to look good if you want to continue working. Sometimes we do things to help, and I did. I had tried Botox, and then fillers came into the plastic surgery world, and you think, "That's not a bad idea."

It IS a bad idea when you come out looking distorted.

But Lisa thinks at times that she looks great, saying, "I thought I looked great. It was a little bit more than normal, but you think it'll go down, so I wasn't scared. But two days ago, I saw a photo of myself at a party and went, "Oh, jeez. I have too much filler."

That's funny. Most people usually want to barf when they look at her!

But here's some good news, Rinna is gonna lay off the filler for a while.

Rinna adds, "I see that it's too much, so I'm going to lay off. I don't want to look weird! It'll go down in three months. And of course I'll stick with my doctor here in LA. I've seen him for years and he knows me best."

Good decision!

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When we think of Lisa Rinna we think of bad plastic surgery and dirty crack dens. We don't really think about technology "toys."

The Dancing With the Stars alum loves a paycheck, though, and will do anything for 5k!

On Wednesday, Rinna hosted the first annual Staples Back to School Fashion and Gadget show in New York.

They are selling fashion at Staples now?

Ughh. What's next, Circuit City is going to start selling cars???

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