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Ice Age: Collision Course Has Aliens, Acorns, & Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson As A Weasel! See The CRAY Cartoon Trailer HERE!

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From floods to dinosaurs — the characters in Ice Age have managed to survive a lot of different disastrous events!

And in the fifth installment of the animated franchise, things start going haywire as a result of — you guessed it — that f*cking squirrel trying to get his stupid acorn!

In the first teaser for Ice Age: Collision Course, Scrat somehow manages to hijack an alien spaceship and mess up the entire solar system, threatening Manny and the rest of the herd down on earth!

Video: Tom Hanks Has Officially Started Work On Toy Story 4!

Forced to leave their home, the gang discovers an exotic place led by a spiritual leader Shangri Llama — who is voiced by Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson!

The rest of the all star cast is back — including Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Keke Palmer, and Jennifer Lopez!

Also, Neil deGrasse Tyson voices a character called Neil deBuck Weasel — who we fully expect to give a lecture about how wrong the movie got it at some point!

Ch-ch-check out the first teaser (above) and go see Ice Age: Collision Course in theaters July 22, 2016!

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Serge, Formerly Stolen Llama, Meets His Hometown's Hockey Team

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Serge the llama got to meet his local hockey team!

Remember Serge the llama??

We previously mentioned he was kidnapped by drunk teens in France and taken on a train ride.

Since his wild ride, Serge has become a bit of a celebrity!

His hometown of Bordeaux has embraced his stardom and are celebrating their famous llama whenever they can.

This past Sunday, Serge got the chance to meet with the Bordeaux Boxers, an ice hockey team.

The team was glad to welcome the famous llama into their locker room and even posed for some pictures with the cutie llama.

Serge is getting to do all the ahmayzing things he's ever wanted to do but couldn't because he's a llama.

Just earlier that day Serge had visited Stade Chaban-Delmas stadium before his home team FC Girondins de Bordeaux's played the FC Nantes.

Way to take a kidnapping (llamanapping?) and turn it into something positive!

Serge, you are just too cute for words.

[Image via Abaca USA.]

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Drunk French Idiot Teens Steal Circus Llama!

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This is ridiculous and bordering on animal cruelty!

Drunk teens in France stole an 8-year-old llama named Serge from a Franco-Italian circus in Bordeaux, France early Thursday morning.

The idiots had just stumbled out of a nightclub before stealing the animal.

They eventually took the llama onto a tram stop where they hopped on a train.

After changing trains, they were eventually caught by the cops and arrested.

Serge the llama has reunited with his owners, so hopefully he's happy and healthy back home.

Those fools are lucky no one, including Serge, got hurt!

Check out the video (above) to see the thieves walking around with their llama.

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Cute Animals Yawning Compilation!!

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Awwww! Or should we say y(aww)n! LOLz!

This is so crazy adorbz! Whoever had the idea to cut together vids of animals yawning is a genius.

We had no idea that so many animals yawn in basically the same exact way.

Yawning is the great equalizer!

Seriously, other than being insanely cute, this video makes us yawn.

We bet by the end of this vid, you'll have yawned at least once.

Check out the video (above) for some serious animal cuteness.

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Four Llamas Involved In Car Crash!!

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llama injured in highway car crash

No, this wasn't a one-in-a-billion car crash where four llamas happened to each be driving separate cars or something.

Near Punta Gorda, Florida, a pickup truck was carrying a trailer with four llamas in it.

The truck crashed into a bridge and the trailer tipped over with the poor llamas inside!

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Salma Hayek Has Too Many Animals!!

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When Salma Hayek was on Ellen she started talking about one of her favorite topics…

Acting? Beauty? Having big boobies??

Nope! Animals!!

Both she and Ellen are huge animal people and started swapping animal stories.

Ellen told her classic story about the time she once almost picked up a coyote after mistaking it for a dog!

Salma responded with a similar story, after listing all of the animals she has at her ranch.

You won't believe how many!!

Check out the video (above) to hear all about Salma's animal ranch!

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Llamas On The Loose!!

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The village of Henstridge in Somerset, England seems like a nice, quiet place to live.

That is until two llamas escaped their pen and started running wild!

Tony Collins, a man who lived only about 90m away from the llama enclosure, said he spotted them suddenly walking around his lawn.

The llamas apparently chewed their way out of their enclosure!

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