It's such a bummer these two can't get along!
The confidante went on to explain:
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Tom Cruise is workin' the guyliner and tats on the cover of W magazine's June issue.
But don't worry! They aren't permanent. The actor is just posing as his Rock of Ages character Stacee Jaxx, which would explain why he's flanked by supermodels Edita Vilkeviciute and Abbey Lee Kershaw.
Fun fact: the cover was styled by Madonna's stylist Arianne Phillips.
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