Madonna News Archive
WTF, legal eagles!
One may ask why she was dismissed so early?! Especially since most civilians destined for civic duty spend at least a couple of days with the law!
Besides sources revealing that she was a distraction with an entourage, and even showed up late — they let her go because the cases had enough potential jurors!
A spokesperson for the courthouse explained Madge's situation:
An international pop star and Madonna still has time to do her civic duty?!
Although Madge was reportedly 30 minutes late, the iconic singer took time out of her busy schedule on Monday morning to attend jury duty, a yearly obligation that Americans are required to attend.
However, unlike us normal folk, the Material Girl received red carpet treatment when she arrived at the courthouse.
All these years later and Madonna is STILL knows how to shock us!
The queen of pop has a load of fabulous hits and now she's adding an orchestra to her music.
That's right! AN ORCHESTRA.
Along with the video, Madge wrote:
"Magic makes the people come together yaaaaaaaasssssssssss. #messiah"
We cannot wait to hear what the material girl has in store for us!
In the meantime, we'll take this AH-mazing glimpse into her music making process.
Ch-ch-check it out (below)!!!
Madonna Gives Us Yet Another Reason To Bow Down To Her Madgesty By Helping Out Her Hometown! Find Out What The Material Girl Is Doing For Detroit HERE!
Lady Madonna, we bow down to you!
Queen Madge announced today that she'll be adding to some recent efforts to revitalize her hometown of Detroit by contributing to three great organizations!
She'll be giving much needed funding for a new facility for the Downtown Youth Boxing Gym, which provides 65 kids in Detroit's Eastside neighborhood free boxing and educational mentoring after they get done with school!
On top of that, she'll be giving new equipment, art, and music supplies to the Detroit Achievement Academy, which is a free public charter school that may be situated in the poorest zip code of Michigan, but academically it has the highest performing kids in the city.
Finally, Madonna will be assisting the Empowerment Plan, which is a nonprofit that hires homeless women to sew garments that are then distributed to the homeless within Detroit and throughout the country!
Wow, this is philanthropy at its finest!
Here's what Madonna had to say about her hometown city:
“I was deeply inspired by the efforts of so many people who I met who have dedicated themselves to helping the kids and adults in Detroit elevate themselves from the cycle of poverty. I have seen the results their commitment and hard work have already accomplished. From meeting the kids at Downtown Youth Boxing Gym who have a 100% high school graduation rate, to seeing how eager the students at the Detroit Achievement Academy are to learn about the arts, to understanding the value of giving homeless women the opportunity to become self-sufficient through The Empowerment Plan, it was obvious to me that I had to get involved and be part of the solution to help Detroit recover. A piece of my heart will always be in Detroit and I’m humbled to be able to give back to my community.”
Wow, it's like our heart was touched…for the very first time! SRSLY! Madonna can do no wrong!
Lindsay Lohan Is Set To Make Her West End Theater Debut In A Part Madonna Originated?! STOP THE MATERIAL MADNESS!
So THIS is why she's been in London — even missing her brother's high school graduation!
Lindsay Lohan has been overseas for many months, supposedly preparing for a potential appearance in Pulitzer Prize winner David Mamet’s play Speed-the-Plow.
Set to hit the West End in November, Lindz would probably play the small role of Karen, an ambitious secretary to a Hollywood executive!
While at Jeremy Scott's fashion show this week, LiLo revealed it would be her first time doing live theater:
Madonna Has A Broadway Date Night With Rumored Younger Beau Timor Steffens! Cougars Love The Theatre Too!
Her Madgesty's streak with younger men reigns on!!
Madonna was spotted with her rumored Dutch backup dancer beau, Timor Steffens, on Monday — looking very much together.
Lady M has been linked to the 26-year-old sex bomb since early January, so it's thrilling to hear she hit it and hasn't quit it just yet!
Like…just LOOK how hawwt he is!
The duo appeared adorable as they exited the Broadway play Holla If Ya Hear Me, making sure to keep space between them, but inferring they're definitely an item.
Get it, Madonna! We wanna grow up to be YOU!
[Image via Splash News.]
Using some spirits to summon her creative muse!
Or rather — their lack of progress!!!
Apparently the two were having trouble getting anything done because Madonna just couldn't put down those rosé wine bottles. The ah-mazing singer was on her THIRD bottle by the time this pic occurred!
Here's what Diplo wrote