Portions of faxes Madonna sent and voicemails she left for former security guard Jim Albright in the early 90's have been released!

The letters and audio cassettes are up for bid in a private auction organized by the Rock & Roll Pop Art Auction, which are expected to earn $25k on the auction block.

Her Madgesty penned many faxes to Albright while on her global The Girlie Show tour, detailing her worldly travels to the man she so fondly called "Booty Man."

Wrote the Big M in one fax from Paris:

Hello, my sweet,

We're going out to dinner with all the girls to Chez Natasha . . . I'm going to have a wonderful fattening yummy rich-in-calories French meal. My mouth is watering. [Designer Jean Paul] Gaultier says hello!

We were expecting something a little seXXXier than that!

Madge started gettin' a little obsessive over Booty Man, as revealed in the transcripts of the voicemails she left for Albright while performing in Puerto Rico:

12:48 p.m.: (In a sweet, girlish voice) Hello? Is anybody there? Hello? Are you still sleeping? Hello? Baby?

Umm . . . I got your letter. It was really sweet. I guess I should call you back?

Umm . . . I'm going to go running in 20 minutes. Uh . . . I'll call you back. Maybe you're still sleeping and the phone will wake you up. Or else, where would you be? Football game? Playing basketball? Hmmmm? I'll call you back.

2:33 p.m.: Hi, baby. It's me again. OK. Well, I'll just try calling you later, or you can call me. Leave me a message. OK? Bye.

2:35 p.m.: (In an aggrieved tone) Honey, what are you doing? I know you're there because your phone was just busy. And your phone is clicking and doing all these weird things. Now what's wrong? Why aren't you answering the phone?

What are you doing? What are you pissed about? What's going on? Stop being a baby and pick up the telephone.

Oh, honey!

We've all been there - even Madonna!!!!

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Torrential rains will not stop the Queen of Pop!

Like the trooper that she is, her Madgesty soldiered on during her concert in Oslo - with new "rain" outfits and a personal umbrella handler, of course!

Check out these awesome fan-taken videos of the show.

Raining so damn hard!

Everyone looked like they were still having fun, though. A celebration!

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Always true to herself and keeping things real, Madonna wrote in Friday's edition of the Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth about her continued belief in Kabbalah.

She writes: “All the questions I had about life began to be answered and I realized I had finally found a ’belief system’ or philosophy that incorporated Science and Spirituality."

She attributes most of her life decisions to this change in religion, from the adoption of her Malawi children to her fervent practice of yoga. As she embraced the religion fully, things started to change for her: “All the puzzle pieces started falling into place. Life no longer seemed like a series of random events. I started to see patterns in life. I woke up."

It's nice when celebrities dig deep and get real!

Wake up!

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Finally!!!!!!!

The Queen is back with new music and she is serving it up!!!!

This one is for the children!!! It does not disappoint!

Check out the dance floor anthem, Celebration, Madonna's first single off her upcoming Greatest Hits compilation, below.

Step up to the beat and bow down! We bow down to M!!!!!

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Her Madgesty has yet another notch to add to her belt: international journalist!

Madonna has penned a story for Friday's issue of the Israeli daily newspaper Yediot Ahronot, entitled "How My Life Changed." The piece will be translated from English into Hebrew for publication.

Madge goes into detail about her "religious awakening" in the article, which occurred after turning to Kabbalah over 14 years ago. The material girl realized "fame and fortune were not the end but only the beginning" after studying Jewish mysticism.

Sounds like an inspiring read!

[Image via WENN.]

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Finally! Something official!

Click here for a 30 second preview of the Queen of Pop's new single, Celebration.

Loves!!!!!!

Want. More. Now.

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Rock & Roll Pop Art Auction is set to auction off a collection of personal and private memorabilia of Madonna and there is some pretty interesting stuff for sale.

Among the very personal artifacts up for grabs are love letters Madge had written to ex-boyfriend James Albright, whom she dated in the '80s, and a never-before-seen video tape of an extended scene from her flick Dangerous Game. The 15 minute long scene is a scene where "Madonna appears to snort cocaine, inhale nitrous oxide and expose her breasts while allowing Russo to snort cocaine off her body."

Racy!

Oh, we should also mention that her Madgesty has her own nicknames for herself. In the letters, she refers to herself as either "Lil' Booty" and "Lola Montez."

Can we refer to you as Lola Montez from now on?

We like it!

The seller remains unknown, but considering that the love letters are to James and that the final item for sale are two microcassette tapes of answering machine messages left to James, we have a pretty solid guess as to who is the supplier of these gems.

If you have money to burn, these could be some interesting Material Girl stuff to own!

[Image via WENN.]

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Madonna and Jesus arrived in Spain on Saturday so Madonna could immediately set about draining Jesus of his youthful essence to mix into a face cream to help retain her "glow."

Come on, why else do you think she's harvesting babies from other countries?

Did Madonna buy that shirt for Jesus?

We kid. We kid.

P.S. Celebration this week!!!

[Image via Abaca USA.]

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There is such a thing as overdoing it at the gym, and Madonna knows no such concept!

Madge and her boytoy, Jesus Luz, were seen returning to their home after enjoy dinner together at a London restaurant yesterday. The photogs took this pic of her Queen of Pop and her incredibly veiny arms!

It's probably just a bad camera angle, but….

Ewwww!!!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

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