Looks like Madonna's loser of a brother is still trying to pimp out his sister by pushing his book into every continent.

Christopher Ciccone presented the Czech translation of his book, Life With My Sister Madonna, at Prague's Luxor Palace bookshop on Thursday.

Can't Ciccone make any money on his own????

How many other languages is he going to try and have the book translated into?????

Madonna will never speak with him again!!!

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We'd never seen this before!

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If you're married to someone working on Guy Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes flick, watch out!

The UK's Mirror reports that Sluttyienna Miller has been added to the cast.

Is she going to play a turn of the century harlot in the film?

Funny enough, her ex beau, Jude Law, has supposedly been cast in the detective flick as well.

But, Law's not attached so we're not expecting romance to bloom between the sluttiest one of all and her ex on the set.

Our gut says Slutty might make a play for the director, Mr. Madonna.

We'd love to see a Madge vs. Slutty smack down!

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Ca-ching!

Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez and his newly minted ex, Cynthia, reached a multimillion dollar settlement on Thursday.

Settlement details were not provided, but Cyn likely walked away with a good chunk of cash.

In her divorce petition, the ex-Mrs. A-Rod demanded their $12 million estate in Coral Gables, Fla., "equitable distribution" of all assets acquired during the marriage, alimony and child support from A-Rod, life and health insurance and enough to pay for private schools so she and their two daughters can maintain the "high standard of living" they're used to.

A-Rod fought back and said that he was only willing to give her what was required in their prenup and threatened to make ex-Rod pay his legal fees if she challenged the agreement and lost.

The 'happy medium' reached undoubtedly cost A-Rod some big bucks!

As y'all know, Cynthia blamed the marriage bust up on A-Rod's "long period of infidelity".

While she declined to name names, she privately told friends that one of A-Rod's of mistresses was Madonna.

While A-Rod conceded their marriage was "irretrievably broken," he demanded that allegations of his "extramarital affairs" be stricken from all court records.

What a joke, Yankee man!

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Legolicious!

To celebrate 30 years of Lego People, the company created Lego versions of the world's most famous celebs.

Madonna and Brangelina with the new twinsies are among the few to have received the special honor.

Click here to see who else was treated to a Lego treatment.

What was your fave?

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What kind of a friend is the Queen of Pop???

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British filmmaker Guy Ritchie says that the best sex lasts only four seconds.

Hell to the no!!!!

What is he? A Jack Rabbit?

When asked why his films don't feature more women, Ritchie admits, "That's because I don't understand women."

Could that be because Madge wears the pants?

Now we understand her 4 Minutes song. It was wishful thinking!

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British musician James Morrison claims Madonna is just one rude biyatch.

He's even named her "the most impolite celebrity" he's ever met.

He probably hasn't met many then!

Morrison was in Los Angeles working at a studio when he introduced himself to her Madgesty.

That's when she said nothing and ignored him.

Morrison said during a recent interview, "I was recording in a studio in LA and she came in to speak to a producer and someone asked if I wanted to meet her. I'm not her biggest fan but thought I'd say hello so I went over and said: 'Hello, I'm James, nice to meet you,” and put my hand out to shake hands."

Awwwww, how nice of him.

Then he adds, "She just looked at it and said: 'And what do you do?' I told her I was a singer and she just stared at me and didn't say anything. It was really uncomfortable. Then she just ignored me."

Ouch. Burn.

Maybe Madge was upset?

Menopause, maybe?

Morrison adds, "Fuck her, though, it's just a matter of common courtesy. It doesn't matter what someone does for a living. She's just rude. There's no excuse for it."

That was kinda rude of her. Wasn't it? Maybe just a little.

What do U think?

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