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Here we go again!

Margaret Cho is still at it - and we love it.

The comedian is bound to get lots more hate mail with her latest blog post!

She says:

"I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses
I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!

Although you know that thing is frozen and my tongue would probably stick."

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Earlier in the week, we posted this entry, which Margaret Cho wrote on her blog.

Well, the shit hit the fan and it was messy!

Diarrhea all over the place!

Margaret has taken to her blog again - in a post entitled "I’m a Christian, you Fuckers" - and she's ANGRY!!!

Says Cho:

I’m a Christian, you Fuckers
All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.

Hallelujah!

Can we get an an Amen?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Comedian Margaret Cho has released a single on iTunes.

For reals.

The song, I Cho Am A Woman, was produced by hitmaker Desmond Child, who has worked with the likes of Bon Jovi and Ricky Martin.

And, this is no one-off!

Cho's publicist, Ken Phillips, tells us exclusively, "Margaret is working on an album. It should be out next year."

Listen to her first single, I Cho Am A Woman, below.

Thoughts????

[Image via WENN.]

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The biggest trend in Hollywood right now is celebs taking to their blogs - specifically to talk about Sarah Palin!

Comedian Margaret Cho is the latest star to chime in on the new Republican Vice Presidential nominee.

The funny lady just wrote the following on her blog:

"Palin
At first I thought Sarah Palin was some kind of Republican pandering – a misguided attempt to woo Hillary voters over to the dark side, as if they believed women voters were so stupid that they would vote for anyone in skirt, but now I see that she is much, much worse.

I have nothing against hockey moms – I just don’t want to be one. If Sarah Palin had her way, she would take away that right not to be a mom. She wants to outlaw abortion – so to call her a feminist is as laughable as calling evangelicals ‘Christians.’ They shouldn’t have the right to call themselves Christian, for they have no Christ-like attributes. I am a feminist and a Christian – and when I see Sarah Palin – I see neither. And it is official. She is evil. I saw on Violet Blue’s awesome blog that Sarah Palin forced rape victims to pay for their own forensic exams.

This is serious and bad."

Thoughts?????????

[Image by Carrie Devorah via WENN.]

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This one is juicy!!!

We caught up with the lovely and funny Miz Margaret Cho, and - as we are prone to do - we recorded our super fun iChat for your viewing pleasure.

We chatted about everything and everyone from Sarah Palin to her parents, Kathy Griffin, Katy Perry and more.

CLICK HERE to check it out!

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Perezzers is making a very special appearance tonight on Margaret Cho's new Vh1 show, The Cho Show.

Ch-ch-check it out!

CLICK HERE to watch a preview of Master P. and Margaret.

The Cho Show airs this evening, Thursday, at 11:00 P.M., only on Vh1.

Tune in or set your TiVos.!

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"It's great, but a slow process. You have to dab a little bit on every day and it gradually whitens, like Crest asshole whitening strips, so I didn't keep up with it. People do it. I actually think it looks very nice, I'm just not that … anal!"

- Margaret Cho, whose new TV show premieres on Vh1 tonight, on getting anal bleaching for one of the episodes

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"I want to be the guest star in that bed. I would hope that Samantha Ronson would be this hot, mean, butch top. I don't know about Lindsay, though. I'd have to see. I think the three of us would be great in a daisy chain."

- Margaret Cho tells New York magazine

[Image by The Media Circuit via WENN.]

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