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Rex Ryan Threatens To Change Tat If Mark Sanchez Keeps Sucking

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So, Rex Ryan has this super cool tattoo, right?

It's of his wife — a cartoonish version — wearing nothing but a Jets jersey. The jersey has Mark Sanchez's number on it, number 6, and it looks like she's Tebowing. Understandably, people are weirded out by it.

So they asked him what the deal was!

Here's what he said:

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New York Jets Fire GM Mike Tannenbaum!

| Filed under: Sad SadBusiness BlitzFootballMark SanchezTim Tebow

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After a less than stellar season, 6-10, the New York Jets have fired their general manager, Mike Tannenbaum!

The Jets' coach Rex Ryan just dodged a bullet and will remain the head coach.

Tannenbaum was on the chopping block mainly because of some weak drafts and bad decisions when it came to contracts for Mark Sanchez and Santonio Holmes.

Also for that whole Tim Tebow thing. LOLz!

The Jets' owner Woody Johnson said:

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NY Jets To Blame For Eva Longoria/Mark Sanchez Split!

| Filed under: Eva LongoriaLove LineSad SadMark Sanchez

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A bunch of huge men who love to handle balls were the reason that Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria split up, which is suuuuuuper dumb!

It's true, sources say that Eva couldn't handle all the moping that Mark did because of

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Jets Owner Says Tim Tebow Will Be Around For 3 More Years

| Filed under: FootballMark SanchezTim Tebow

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One of the biggest questions in football is: Why did the Jets draft Tim Tebow if they're not going to play him??

The Jets already have their quarterback, Mark Sanchez.

Are they trying to get the fans acclimated to Tebow before giving Sanchez the boot?

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Tebow To Get More Play Time, Same With Your Te-Boners!

| Filed under: FootballMark SanchezTim Tebow

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What's up, Mark Sanchez? What's the deal?

We hear that Tim Tebow is about to get more play time. We thought you were the future of the franchise, Mark, so how can that be??

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Eva Longoria Dishes On Dating Mark Sanchez On Chelsea Lately

| Filed under: TV NewsEva LongoriaLove LineChelsea HandlerFootballMark SanchezTim Tebow

Eva Longoria recently went public with the fact that she's dating Jets' QB Mark Sanchez, as we previously mentioned.

Well while she was on Chelsea Lately, Chelsea asked her how things were with dating the athlete.

Eva, who was very giggly, responded that they were only dating for a "second," but

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Mark Sanchez Asserts Dominance Over Tim Tebow

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Mark Sanchez seems to be marking his territory as the #1 QB on the Jets!

After a rocky season last year, with his 26 turnovers, and the Jets bringing on media sensation Tim Tebow, Sanchez has really had to step up his game and make sure everyone knows he's top dog.

He's been trying to be a better leader recently, saying:

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