The peen that launched a thousand ships!
Okay, well, maybe not that many, but Mark Wahlberg's infamous porn character from Boogie Nights, Dirk Diggler, had what has become one of the most famous wangs ever!
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But it wasn't the actor's actual man parts!
Marky Mark sat down with Seth Meyers on Late Night on Thursday, and they talked all about it, including what Mr. Wahlberg plans to do with his famous phallus in the future!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) and find out!
Well, this is surprising!
The man who was brutally attacked by Mark Wahlberg 26 years ago just wants bygones to be bygones!
Back in 1988, the now 43-year-old Transformers star was convicted and put in jail for 45 days for attacking and using racial slurs on two Vietnamese men.
During that attack, the media had reported that Marky Mark left one of the men blind in his left eye, but fast forward many years later, and the world finds out that didn't actually happen!
He finally speaks!
It recently surfaced that Mark Wahlberg is trying to be pardoned for an assault conviction he received in 1988.
Since then, there's been a lot of speculation as to why he's trying to get it pardoned, and why he thinks it should be pardoned now!
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In his application to the parole board, he writes that he has "used the public spotlight to speak openly about the mistakes [he] made as a teenager so that others do not make those same mistakes."
That being said, it's easy to see why a lot of people are saying he's using his position as a celeb to wipe his record clean.
But during the New York premiere of The Gambler on Wednesday, the actor claimed that's not the case at all!
Mark Wahlberg is one lucky guy! He got to play Slapjack with Jimmy Fallon!
What's slapjack, you ask? It's blackjack with all the same rules… except the loser gets slapped!
Slapped with a HUGE foam hand! Ha!
Of all the people Fallon could face, Wahlberg is one scary opponent. Would U dare to smack Mark Wahlberg??
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Our favorite part? Mark Wahlberg wouldn't stop talking about his GIGANTIC PENIS!! LOLz! Well, his huge prosthetic penis from Boogie Nights. Either way, it was hilarious and still pretty hot.
Check out the video (below) to watch one seriously high stakes game of Slapjack.
Mark Wahlberg has portrayed a cop in several of his blockbuster hits. But has his research influenced him to become one in real life?!
In a situation where art imitates life, the Boston actor apparently wants to pardon his 1988 assault conviction — where he physically attacked two men and allegedly voiced racial slurs at them — in order to become a reserve officer.
The only problem is that becoming a reservist would require him to possibly use a firearm and convicted felons are, reasonably so, not allowed to handle dangerous weapons.
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In his application to the Massachusetts Parole Board, the 43-year-old has admitted wrongdoing:
Mark Wahlberg is trying to get off from this scot-free!
Back in 1988, the actor was a troubled 16-year-old living in Dorchester, MA, when he attacked a man with a wooden stick while trying to steal two cases of alcohol from a convenience store.
He also punched another man in the face while running away from the police.
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Both men he attacked were Asian and it was reported that Mark also used racial slurs against them.
This whole incident resulted in assault and other charges against him — the Transformers actor also served 45 days in jail since he was tried as an adult.
Well now, Marky Mark is seeking a pardon for his past injunctions because
This sounds extreme!
Mark Wahlberg is always in tip top shape, but had to drop some serious poundage for his role in The Gambler. In fact, his 60lb weight loss was so dramatic that it even surprised Transformers: Age of Extinction director Michael Bay!
And not in a good way!
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