We know what you're thinking, but that's not Megatron in our pants — we're just really happy to see you!!!
And if you're a fan of either Mark Wahlberg or of Michael Bay's Transformers franchise, you should be happy to see us, too!
That's because we got our hands on the AMAZEBALLZ new teaser trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction and we think it will BLOW your puny human mind!
Ch-ch-check out Marky Mark and his awesome army of Autobots (above)!
Holy shizzlesticks, is Earth being attacked by Dinobots? Ahhhh!!!
Shia LaBeouf Optimus Prime — SAVE US!
Transformers: Age of Extinction hits theaters on June 27th. You have been warned.
Has Seth MacFarlane found his muse?!
The Family Guy funny man signed Amanda Seyfried up for his mega-anticipated movie Ted 2!
This marks the second movie in a row that the two will work on together! Amanda is also starring in Seth's comedy western movie A Million Ways to Die in the West, which comes out this May!
For Ted 2, Mandy will star alongside Mark Wahlberg and the Seth-voiced, foul-mouthed teddy bear in the sequel, slated to be released on June 26, 2015!
What about Mila Kunis??
A lot of this year's Super Bowl commercials leaked early!
But if there's anyone that could stay secret, it's the robots in disguise!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Mark Wahlberg crushing it in the FIRST EVER footage from Transformers: Age Of Extinction!
We'll definitely be saying hi to our mothers for him, and telling them the great news!
Mark Wahlberg has been officially deemed as host of the 2014 Kids' Choice Awards, and we could NOT be more excited!
Nickelodeon’s President of Content Development and Production Russell Hicks said announced the big slimy news, saying:
The Critics’ Choice Awards battle is over, and the Lone Survivor is Mark Wahlberg!
The seksi star defeated two superheroes and a zombie fighter along the way, beating out Henry Cavill for Man Of Steel, Robert Downey Jr. for Iron Man 3, and Brad Pitt for World War Z!
And for his amazing victory, the actor-producer also took home the award for Best Action Movie!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Mark dedicate his awards to the real heroes the rest of these guys just play in movies! Well done, sir! We salute you!
They both won Oscars last year, so it's all good!
In a new interview with Howard Stern, studio head Harvey Weinstein revealed Anne Hathaway was originally given Jennifer Lawrence's award-winning role in Silver Linings Playbook alongside Mark Walhberg—instead of Bradley Cooper!
But WHY did the Princess Diaries star leave the mega-successful project?!
Apparently, Annie had some maJOR artistic differences with the films director, David O. Russell as Harvey explained:
We're guessing Marky Mark is feeling those good vibrations right about now because that dude is on top of the movie-making world!
The gritty new war film he stars in, Lone Survivor, just enjoyed a $38.5 million dollar opening weekend and easily dominated its box office competition!
Not only did Peter Berg's critically acclaimed flick oust Disney's Frozen from the top spot, but it straight-up OBLITERATED two other big name films that also opened this weekend.
In fact, it nearly TRIPLED the combined total grosses of Joaquin Phoenix's Her ($5.4 mil) and Julia Roberts' August: Osage County ($7.3 mil)!!