That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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This sounds extreme!
Mark Wahlberg is always in tip top shape, but had to drop some serious poundage for his role in The Gambler. In fact, his 60lb weight loss was so dramatic that it even surprised Transformers: Age of Extinction director Michael Bay!
And not in a good way!
You better be wicked excited, Boston! Because your homeboy Mark Wahlberg just scored ANOTHER reality TV show deal that’ll feature a new local Beantown business!
Mark and his brothers already have their successful series Wahlburgers on A&E (about their actual family owned burger joint). Now the network is greenlighting a second show called The Big Brew Theory that will be
Dammmmmnnn Mark Wahlberg!!
Thank you for THIS!
He may not be flashing his Calvins, but he's definitely showing off what he's got underneath and, yeah, we're pretty happy.
While filming a segment for Extra, Marky Mark took us on his happy trail while fixing his mic just before going on air. Why his mic is on his pants and not on his shirt, we will never know, but we definitely are not complaining!
And the dangling rosary? Nice touch, big guy.
It's as if God is speaking to us too!
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… Somehow! Mark Wahlberg suffered a neck injury somehow!
Mark was recently off shooting for the new Transformers movie, and he literally woke up one day to an injured neck! It wasn't even like he was hurt doing any of those insane stunts with those giant robots!
Here's what he told an interviewer about it, as he was wearing a brace (artist's rendering above):
Praise everything that might be considered holy: we have our first real look at the upcoming reality show from Mark and Donnie Wahlberg: WAHLBURGERS!
It's high-time we get to see the family restaurant business in action!
The taste of amazing is waiting for you in this new promo and let us just say right now that we cannot wait to wrap our lives around more Alma!
We mean, she says stuff like:
"It used to be 'Oh, God! Those Wahlberg kids.' Today it's 'Whoa, it's the Wahlbergs!'"
You're damn right it is!! LOLz!
Check out the clip! You know you want to! AFTER THE JUMP!!!