This is disgusting.
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Nipples, clown masks, tattoos, and those marks left on your body from cupping!
We're kind of overwhelmed, to be honest!
There's also a fedora and Biebsy doing his signature "prayer hands" pose.
The interview — done by Martha Stewart! — itself doesn't delve very deep into Justin's life, but he does admit that he's currently single.
Which is obviously very exciting!
There's hope yet!
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The lord giveth, and the lord taketh away.
In news we never expected to hear, it was announced on Monday that Martha Stewart was killing her living line.
The 73-year-old is reportedly set to sell her Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia company for a staggering $353 million!
Her business has been around since 1997, but she's apparently handing it over to Sequential Brands Group now that her stock has fallen.
But don't expect to see any less of the lifestyle guru — she's selling her brand, but she's still going to be chief creative officer and a shareholder.
Make that money, Martha!
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Martha Stewart has spoken!
And she loves saying "good job."
It's unclear if this is a compliment or not, but she's applied the term to several lifestyle sites created by wealthy actresses!
We're gonna take it as a compliment.
In a recent interview, the media mogul was asked about the current trend of celebrities starting their own websites, and she's into it:
"If you have a good idea, and you feel really good about it, and you have the wherewithal and money to invest in a good idea, go for it! Go for it. I mean, there's certainly room for the development of new brands."
There's definitely always room for rich people!
We've waited so long for this moment!
On Monday night, the much anticipated roast of Justin Bieber aired on Comedy Central and it did NOT disappoint.
Oh, and if you're struggling to wrap your head around why Martha attended a roast for Biebaroni, know that she was arguably the most blunt of the group!
"Justin, before I go, here is my final piece of advice. You need to settle down, bring some balance into your life, find yourself the right gal but she'll have to be someone on your level, someone powerful and famous and rich, someone you can smoke a joint with or indulge in the occasional three-way. I'm talking about a playa in the board room and a freak in the bedroom. So Justin, my final piece of advice is, call me."
Wow! The 73-year-old is NOT messing around! Ha!
But wait, Martha wasn't the only one who got Biebs good — check out the singer's longtime pal, Ludacris, throwing him some shade (below)!
Wow! If Justin Bieber was a turkey, he'd be cooked!
The 21-year-old singer was the main target at Comedy Central's Justin Bieber Roast and celebs really took their shots!
Nothing was off-limits, from his relationship with Selena Gomez to, well, ANYTHING!
Some of the roasters were host Kevin Hart, Ludacris, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, and even Martha Stewart! Sadly though, Seth Rogen chickened out and didn't take Justin up on his offer to roast the pop star to his face.
When it was all over, Justin joked then was serious, saying:
"Damn, you guys were brutal. This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I'll tell them I got my d*ck kicked in. I should have known… I lost some of my best qualities. I'm looking forward to being someone to be proud of. Someone close to me once said how you rise from a fall is how you are truly defined as a man."
We believe in you, JB!
The roast won't air until March 30th on Comedy Central, but in the meantime here are some of the best jokes
She's a true entrepreneur!
Martha Stewart has long dreamed of opening her own eatery and it's finally time! Martha Stewart Café will be opening at 601 W. 26th Street, the Starrett-Lehigh building — where her company is headquartered!
The felon and homemaker extraordinaire will be offering coffee blends, the finest teas, and hand-selected pastries from all over the city. In a statement, Miz Stewart explained:
Martha Stewart will be joining other stars in lampooning the pop star, which tapes next weekend but airs at the end of the month.
The domestic diva even took to Twitter to confirm the news, saying:
We're sure the 73-year-old has LOTS to teach the 21-year-old pop star.