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You Could Hang Out With Ben Affleck And Matt Damon If You Donate To Charity, But After Watching This Video, You Might Not Want To

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For the love of all things good, don't mention Gigli ever again, Matt Damon!!

It's no surprise Ben Affleck and Matt are still besties ever since they both shot to stardom!

In fact, these two are putting their star power to good use by ragging on each other for charity!

We're kidding, but srsly, we didn't realize Matt had such strong feelings about being called "short" by Ben!

The Good Will Hunting co-stars are getting together to raise awareness to the Eastern Congo Initiative and Water.org and you and a friend could score a date with these two handsome Hollywood best buds!

To spend a night with these two funny BFFs would be a dream come true!

Itching to know how you could go out with two of Hollywood's best? Take a look at their call to action (above) to find out!!

George Clooney "Recruited" Matt Damon To Prank Tina Fey & Amy Poehler, But The Ladiez Used His Prank To School Him!

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George Clooney tries & fails to prank Tina Fey & Amy Poehler with Matt Damons help!

LOLOL!! Who knew George Clooney would be one for revenge!

We thought that was more of a Taylor Swift thing?!!?

LOLz!! We kiiiiid!!

It seems that after Tina Fey & Amy Poehler made that joke about George at the Golden Globes, he was offended inspired enough to prank the ladies back!

And who did he turn to, none other than Matt Damon!

Except the 43-year-old dad didn't know he was helping George prank the women!

Apparently, George sent Tina & Amy a letter pretending to be an offended Matt that said:

George Clooney & His Co-Stars Were Wickedly Underpaid For Monuments Men!

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If you thought potentially bi-curious George was in it for the money, honey, you had better think again!

In the new issue of Variety, cover boy George Clooney made a super shocking financial disclosure. Apparently he and his Monuments Men co-stars took SEVERE pay cuts to ensure the film could get produced with a somewhat modest budget.

He admitted:

Ben Affleck & Matt Damon Are Headed For TV!!!

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AMAZEBALLZ!!! Batfleck and Matty D. are reuniting in the most exciting way possible!

Well, OK, we'd be slightly more excited if these Oscar-winning hunks teamed up to write, direct, & star in a glorious gay porno called Good Will's Hunting My Butt, but this is still pretty sweet!!

Matt Damon & Ben Affleck are executive producing a multi-cam sitcom pilot for CBS called More Time with Family! Yes, TV!!!

Seriously!!! We're not even horsing around!

Sadly, the A-list actors aren't expected to appear in front of the camera. They cast Matt's Informant! and Behind the Candelabra co-star Tom Papa as the lead!!!

How do we like those apples?

Well, we like them just fine, thank you, as we imagine they'll be an excellent source of soluble fiber HIGHlarity!

Scott Thorson, AKA Matt Damon's Character In Behind The Candelabra, Facing Up To 20 Years In Prison!

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Scott Thorson arrested Matt Damon's Behind the Candelabra character.

Uh-oh! Trouble for Liberace's former lover!

Scott Thorson, also known as the character Matt Damon played opposite Michael Douglas in Behind the Candelabra, is facing up to 20 years in prison!

SAY WHAAAAT!

Reportedly, Washoe District Judge Patrick Flanagan had suspended a prison sentence for Scott back in July after a frantic plea for "another chance" from the troubled man.

However, on January 21st, the judge officially sentenced Scott after he

Matt Damon Didn’t Win A Golden Globe…But He’s Giving His Acceptance Speech Anyway! Watch HERE!

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Oh, what’s that, Hollywood Foreign Press? Yah too good to give ahr boy Matt Damon a Golden Globe fah his role in Behind the Candelabra??

Well irregahdless, he is going to give his acceptance speech!

How do you like them apples?!

Matty was actual addressing the World Economic Forum this week when his opening remarks suddenly switched to what he would have said had he won the award!

Damon joked:

Ben Affleck Jokes About His Blue-Veined Bat Peen At The PGAs!! Deets On His Dong Prank HERE!

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Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!

Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!

He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!

It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.

He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:

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