Matt Damon News Archive
Matt Damon Sends A Butt Fax In Response To Twitter Shade Thrown By Ben Affleck & Jimmy Kimmel! See His Rear-End Message!
Is that Matt Damon's ass and balls right there? Have we reached the Promised Land? What the fax is going on?!
All this cheekiness started when Jimmy Kimmel retweeted a link that allows fans enter to win a date with the Batfleck and Matt, and Ben responded by making fun of the fact that Matt is apparently "too scared" to join Twitter:
— Ben Affleck (@BenAffleck) February 14, 2014
Then Jimmy got involved and tried to get a rise out of Damon:
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 14, 2014
After that, Matt sent the fax to end all faxes, and, no matter what stage it was in the lunar cycle, he gave us all a full moon on the rise.
What a spread! Of course, Jimmy retweeted it to Ben:
You Could Hang Out With Ben Affleck And Matt Damon If You Donate To Charity, But After Watching This Video, You Might Not Want To
For the love of all things good, don't mention Gigli ever again, Matt Damon!!
It's no surprise Ben Affleck and Matt are still besties ever since they both shot to stardom!
In fact, these two are putting their star power to good use by ragging on each other for charity!
We're kidding, but srsly, we didn't realize Matt had such strong feelings about being called "short" by Ben!
The Good Will Hunting co-stars are getting together to raise awareness to the Eastern Congo Initiative and Water.org and you and a friend could score a date with these two handsome Hollywood best buds!
To spend a night with these two funny BFFs would be a dream come true!
Itching to know how you could go out with two of Hollywood's best? Take a look at their call to action (above) to find out!!
George Clooney "Recruited" Matt Damon To Prank Tina Fey & Amy Poehler, But The Ladiez Used His Prank To School Him!
We thought that was more of a Taylor Swift thing?!!?
LOLz!! We kiiiiid!!
And who did he turn to, none other than Matt Damon!
Except the 43-year-old dad didn't know he was helping George prank the women!
Apparently, George sent Tina & Amy a letter pretending to be an offended Matt that said:
If you thought potentially bi-curious George was in it for the money, honey, you had better think again!
In the new issue of Variety, cover boy George Clooney made a super shocking financial disclosure. Apparently he and his Monuments Men co-stars took SEVERE pay cuts to ensure the film could get produced with a somewhat modest budget.
AMAZEBALLZ!!! Batfleck and Matty D. are reuniting in the most exciting way possible!
Well, OK, we'd be slightly more excited if these Oscar-winning hunks teamed up to write, direct, & star in a glorious gay porno called Good Will's Hunting My Butt, but this is still pretty sweet!!
Seriously!!! We're not even horsing around!
Sadly, the A-list actors aren't expected to appear in front of the camera. They cast Matt's Informant! and Behind the Candelabra co-star Tom Papa as the lead!!!
How do we like those apples?
Well, we like them just fine, thank you, as we imagine they'll be an excellent source of
soluble fiber HIGHlarity!
Scott Thorson, AKA Matt Damon's Character In Behind The Candelabra, Facing Up To 20 Years In Prison!
Uh-oh! Trouble for Liberace's former lover!
Reportedly, Washoe District Judge Patrick Flanagan had suspended a prison sentence for Scott back in July after a frantic plea for "another chance" from the troubled man.
However, on January 21st, the judge officially sentenced Scott after he
Well irregahdless, he is going to give his acceptance speech!
How do you like them apples?!
Matty was actual addressing the World Economic Forum this week when his opening remarks suddenly switched to what he would have said had he won the award!