Well we're already getting more peen in music from Lenny Kravitz, time for the big screen!
In a mock PSA (below), Kevin Bacon makes a VERY valid point when talking about wanting more penises … in television and film that is!
He points out how much gratuitous female nudity we see in films and on TV, and he says how it's not fair to actors, because they want to be naked too!
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He even calls out Game of Thrones for not having more male nudity in it and offers to play a part, saying:
"Let me be on the show. Come on. I'll play a naked wizard or something. I've done it before. Have you seen Wild Things? I was super naked in that. It was awesome. Matt Dillon was there. He saw my wiener."
He just wants to #FreeTheBacon, guys — LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out the full video (below) to hear the rest of Bacon's argument for more peen!
This just reaffirmed that everything is not always as it seems!
In a recent tell-all, an aid worker opened up about celebs who are well-known for their humanitarian efforts, like Sean Penn, Angelina Jolie, and Orlando Bloom.
While the public is only privy to well-crafted photo-ops, the worker dished some very inneresting and behind the scenes info. While some A-listers were deemed amazing to work with, others gave a bad name to charity.
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As for the nice list, Angelina, Orlando, Sean (kind of) and Matt Dillon made the cut. The source explains that Bloom and Dillon often blended in with the other workers and that they always gave 100%.
As for Angie, the insider revealed:
Melanie Griffith is adjusting to the single life pretty well!
After multiple attempts at covering up Antonio Banderas' name on her tattooed heart, the next thing this lady is doing to show she's moved on is by going on a date with Matt Dillon!
The Working Girl actress was spotted on a dinner date with the Crash star on Friday evening in Rome, Italy, but the meal was far from romantic!
It seems as if the two were simply platonic pals since Matty brought a lady friend to the restaurant with him!
Besides, it's only been like, two weeks since the 56-year-old actress filed for divorce from her soon-to-be exhubby!
She'll be back on her feet in no time!
[Image via KIKA/WENN.]
Word to the wise - pay your actors, because when you don't they get all bitchy and then you have to put up with this garbage.
In 2004, Matt Dillon got the extreme honor of starring in an Oscar winning movie, Crash. Thing is, Matt says he was cheated out of $100,000 in profits.
Say what? You weren't in the movie that long? How can you be worth that much?
Apparently, Dillon's accountants discovered the oversight during a 2006 audit of the company's finances. Now, Dillon wants to get paid, so he is suing the producers for his share.
Um, if you are in the middle of an audit, you might want to think about dealing with that shiz first, before trying to get more money! Or perhaps you need this money to pay back on something else?
Ah, now we get it!
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Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted out in New York City embracing his new bachelor status for a guys' night at the Smyth Tribeca Hotel.
Jakey spent the event, which benefited HIV/AIDS charity God's Love We Deliver, chatting and laughing with fellow actor Matt Dillon.
We bet quite a few ladies stopped by to see how Jake was doing, too!