That's right, according to a source, Joan may be more on the mend than we might think:
Michael C Hall News Archive
Dexter In Real Life! 19 Yr Old "Satanist" Claims She's Murdered Over 22 People But Only The People Who "Did Bad Things!"
This is SO disturbing!
We guess nobody told Miranda Barbour that Dexter is a TV show and Michael C. Hall doesn't actually run around killing "bad people" because girlfriend has taken it upon herself to do just that.
The 19 year old self-admitted satanist was caught after she stabbed Troy LaFerrara 20 times, which obviously, resulted in his death.
She was arrested, along with her 22 year-old husband, Elytte Barbour, and admitted to the crimes, but that's not all!
The Dexter-like killer requested an interview with local newspaper The Daily Item, and the information she's given is downright disturbing.
First, she revealed that she ALMOST let Troy walk from their little encounter, which was set up through her soliciting herself for sex on Craigslist, but he "said the wrong thing."
Michael C. Hall is one happy camper.
The Dexter star was spotted smiling ear to ear as he arrived at LAX on Wednesday with his adorable girlfriend, book editor Morgan MacGregor.
We love this couple! They're such a good team! When Michael stopped to take some pics and sign some autographs, little Morgan lugged all the luggage.
Then hunky Michael took over and carried the load the rest of the way. We love it when a plan - and a couple- comes together!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the couple cleaned up all luxurious for the red carpet!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Mercifully, the official trailer for his new film Kill Your Darlings has arrived, so his fabulous face is free to harden the wand in our pants once more! Hooray!
After graduating Hogwarts it seems The Boy Who Lived decided to become a writer! Neat!!
In the period piece, Daniel and his perfectly coiffed hair play the famous beatnik poet Allen Ginsberg!!!
Ch-ch-check out his performance for yourself yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Michael C. Hall has got to be the nicest serial killer of all time!
Not only does he only go after bad guys, but he'll also take a minute to sign a fan's knife! He doesn't even look terrified!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see seksi star take time out for the weapon-wielding Dexter fans!
And see Michael charm the pants off of Jimmy Kimmel - and give us a Dexter sneak peek - …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Dexter's possible death has been hinted at by much of the final season's promotional material. But will it really happen? Or do they just want to keep us on our toes?
What if the serial killer's eventual demise has always been planned??
Michael C. Hall has been thinking about it since the first time he did one of Dex's iconic voice-overs! He says:
The final season of Dexter is almost upon us!
So far, it looks like Dexter and Deb are going to spend most of the time at each other's throats. But Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter seem to have taken that literally!
Obvi a show about a serial killer is going to spend a lot of time focusing on death, but these new photos have taken it to an art form.
Ch-ch-check out the hot new pics (below) and see if you can guess which sibling is going down!
Our money is on… Nah! That would spoil the fun!
[Image via Entertainment Weekly.]
Michael C. Hall has faced some pretty stiff competition on Dexter- The Ice Truck Killer, Doakes, Trinity- and now all Miami's killers are coming home to roost!
Um, we might have mixed metaphors there…
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the first official, full length trailer for the final season of one of the most controversial series of all time!
One thing's for sure. One night soon will be the night. The last night of Dexter!