Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Sometimes in order to go six inches forward you have to go five inches back.
And this January, Hedwig And The Angry Inch is taking it all the way back to the nub — er, the beginning!
John Cameron Mitchell!
Looks like this Hedwig has more than just one angry inch, if you catch our drift.
Michael C. Hall took a shirtless bow during the curtain call for Hedwig and the Angry Inch on Wednesday — and basically deserves a standing ovation for how lickable his abs are!
Michael took over the Hedwig duties from Girls star Andrew Rannells and is apparently doing a fantastical job!
Well, we're super excited for Michael! And super jealous of whoever gets to help him with his costume changes. Rawr!
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If anyone had ANY doubts about Michael C. Hall being able to pull this off, they're DEFINITELY squashed now!
Well, Andrew Rannells is currently slaying in the Broadway show and it looks like the former Dexter star is going to as well!
The first promo pictures of the star in his makeup have been released and they're pretty darn BRILLIANT!
We can't WAIT to see him begin!
Michael is taking over the role on the 16th, as Andrew's last show is on the 12th!
Looks like they've drifted away from the typical blue nail polish that both Andrew and Neil rocked on the stage and replaced it with red for Michael!
Maybe he just really likes the color red after being surrounded by fake blood on Dexter all those years! LOLz.
What do YOU think? Are YOU excited for Michael to take over?
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He's really gonna kill it in this performance! BA-DUM-CHA!
Michael C. Hall is set to make his way to a BIG Broadway show in October.
Which show? Oh, just Hedwig and the Angry Inch!
The Dexter star be playing Hedwig for a limited run, officially starting October 16th and ending on January 4th.
Most recently, Michael was on Broadway in the play The Realistic Joneses with Toni Collette, Tracy Letts, and Marisa Tomei, but this will be his first musical since 2002 when he was in Chicago.
Do you think he'll kill the crowd with his performances every night or butcher it majorly? LOLz!
Dexter jokes aside, we REALLY can't WAIT to see how he portrays Hedwig!
Oh, and let's hope we see lots and LOTS of shirtless pics! Yummy!
This is SO disturbing!
We guess nobody told Miranda Barbour that Dexter is a TV show and Michael C. Hall doesn't actually run around killing "bad people" because girlfriend has taken it upon herself to do just that.
The 19 year old self-admitted satanist was caught after she stabbed Troy LaFerrara 20 times, which obviously, resulted in his death.
She was arrested, along with her 22 year-old husband, Elytte Barbour, and admitted to the crimes, but that's not all!
The Dexter-like killer requested an interview with local newspaper The Daily Item, and the information she's given is downright disturbing.
First, she revealed that she ALMOST let Troy walk from their little encounter, which was set up through her soliciting herself for sex on Craigslist, but he "said the wrong thing."
Michael C. Hall is one happy camper.
The Dexter star was spotted smiling ear to ear as he arrived at LAX on Wednesday with his adorable girlfriend, book editor Morgan MacGregor.
We love this couple! They're such a good team! When Michael stopped to take some pics and sign some autographs, little Morgan lugged all the luggage.
Then hunky Michael took over and carried the load the rest of the way. We love it when a plan - and a couple- comes together!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the couple cleaned up all luxurious for the red carpet!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Mercifully, the official trailer for his new film Kill Your Darlings has arrived, so his fabulous face is free to harden the wand in our pants once more! Hooray!
After graduating Hogwarts it seems The Boy Who Lived decided to become a writer! Neat!!
In the period piece, Daniel and his perfectly coiffed hair play the famous beatnik poet Allen Ginsberg!!!
Ch-ch-check out his performance for yourself yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!