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If you had to choose, would you rather be Kate Middleton or Pippa Middleton?

On the one hand, Kate is a flawless freaking Disney princess. On the other hand, Pippa gets to run around London doing whatever she wants and nobody can say anything.

It's truly a tough call.

Pips and her "good friend" Tom Kingston dined at Le Caprice in London on Wednesday with the 29-year-old looking demurely seksi in a navy Beulah satin blazer and skinny jeans.

Of course, this being Pippa, she matched her croc-print clutch and suede pumps to her blazer.

It's still a cute look though! Now, hurry up and get hitched!

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We hope this doesn’t add any stress on Kate Middleton!

As the Duchess of Cambridge preps for her first child, she’s also awfully busy with some major legal issues.

After a ridic and horrible topless photo scandal, Kate is finally moving forward with getting some justice against those involved!

Just as Kate deserves!

Both the publisher of Closer and a female photographer with La Provence have been charged with “invasion of privacy.”

Boom!

And what an invasion it was as Kate was photographed topless while relaxing at a private residence with her hubby, Prince William.

The lawsuit was filed pretty soon after the scandal occurred, and now it looks like Kate might be able to get some peace of mind.

All we can say is don’t mess with those royals!

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Observe that preternatural grace, that poise!

There's just no denying at this point that Kate Middleton is a real life Disney princess!

She even rocked that half-up/half-down hairdo Belle was so fond of during a visit to The National Portrait Gallery in London on Wednesday.

The Duchess attended a reception for The Art Room charity looking like a work of art herself in a powder blue, empire-waisted Emilia Wickstead dress and gray suede Rupert Sanderson heels.

How can one person always look so naturally elegant and perfect?

What kind of voodoo is this?!

We just can't wait until July when the baby is born and Prince William presents him or her to the world on the Buckingham Palace balcony, like Rafiki did with Simba on that cliff in The Lion King.

That would be BOSS.

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Sometimes we wish we were a little schoolboy in England so Kate Middleton could possibly pay a visit to our school, at which point we would courteously ask if we could touch her baby bump, and maybe she would oblige.

It would be the defining moment of our hypothetical English schoolboy life!

The Duchess took herself and her precious royal cargo to the Willows Primary School in Manchester on Tuesday to launch a program to combat the damaging effects of drug and alcohol abuse on the country's young people.

And, obvi, she looked FABULOUS in a print Erdem shift dress and blue suede Prada pumps.

Her Disney princess hair wafted gracefully in the breeze as she waved to her subjects.

Oh, to be so flaw-free.

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It took an extra day more than expected, but here it is!

Our FIRST look at Kate Middleton's now-very-PROMINENT baby bump!

The Duchess of Cambridge put her royal baby-to-be on full display this morning, while in attendance at the National Review of Queen's Scouts, held at Windsor Castle in Berkshire, England!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Kate Middleton is really starting to bump!

Honored as one of Time's 100 Most Influential People - the royal lady has decided to reward the world for recognizing her brilliance by allowing a picture of her massive baby bump to be released!

Her highness has kept a royal lid on all bump pictures so far - a little bit surprising since Kate's due date is only a couple months away in July!

But apparently some lucky ducks have gotten their webbed feet on Middleton's biggest bump pictures yet, and they're unveiling them to the world tonight!!!

We're not gonna lie.

We're shaking with anticipation for when Kate finally pops!

It'll definitely be something to tell the grandkids!!!

This is like the astronauts landing on the Moon for our generation!

Or at least pretty close to that, ha!

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Since Kate Middleton REFUSES to grace us with her duchess-ly presence, let's talk about Pippa Middleton!

The luckiest sister in the world was spotted milling about in Chelsea on Monday looking demurely trendy in skinnies, tie-neck blouse, and flats, with a Milli Millu tote in hand.

We're not entirely sure what she was up to, but she doesn't look sufficiently busy to us.

Is she ready for aunthood? Shouldn't she be reading some What To Expect When Your Royal Sister Is Expecting-type books?

Or planning and buying decorations for the mummy-to-be's baby shower?

Get on it, Pippa! Don't disappoint us!

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