Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
Michael Lohan is officially a married man again, ya'll!
The 54-year-old secretly tied the knot with his girlfriend, Kate Major, in a private ceremony at Hillsboro Beach in Florida on October 30.
Apparently it was SO exclusive, neither Lindsay or his son Mike Jr. were told or invited to the party!
Ouch. How do you not invite your flesh and blood to one of the most memorable days of your life?!
Well, it supposedly didn't matter because when LiLo found out, she could not have cared less. Maybe it worked out for the better!
Insiders close to Michael said his motivation to finally get hitched was because of the second child he and Kate are expecting!
These two have had a pretty insane relationship. The new Miz Lohan was in prison after her DUI arrest and getting into a fight with Michael at the beginning of this year.
Yikes. Let's hope this whole marriage thing works out for them!
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Okay, this is sadly not surprising.
Lindsay Lohan's pops, Michael Lohan, allegedly threatened to burn the house of record label CEO, Dan Herman. Sources in law enforcement allege Michael told Dan he knows his Florida home is not well-secured and that it would be easy to burn down.
Oh Michael, are you not familiar with the phrase, save the drama for your mama!?
So, why would Michael threaten to go pyro on Dan?
Apparently, Aliana Lohan wants to be a country singer and Michael was in charge of brokering a record deal between Dan and Aliana. Turns out when Aliana learned Michael was to make 15 grand off the deal, she freaked out because daddy Lohan has a history of profiting off his children.
Once Aliana lost it on Michael, he tried to cancel the deal with Dan.
Any guesses to how that one worked out?
Now Michael is being investigated for threatening Dan, though he swears the claims are false.
Well, where there's smoke, there's usually fire…
We usually love a man in a good suit, but we definitely aren't fans of dudes in disastrous lawsuits
Michael Lohan — whose baby momma is currently en route to the Big House — has just been sued by a 20-year-old guy named Jason Squatriglia who claims the Lohan patriarch tricked him into sinking $50,000 of his hard-earned cash into two phony investments!
The plaintiff claims Mike scammed him into
Hope she likes the color orange!
Because Michael Lohan's baby momma, Kate Major, is going to be spending quite a bit of time in jail!
She has just been sentenced to eight months in jail after pleading guilty to her DUI case, which also resulted in a probation violation.
Her probation violation involved a case where she allegedly attacked officers in Boca Raton in 2012, while the DUI matter occurred in March 2014.
Now, she is receiving
Yikkkkkeesss! This got INTENSE!
With her dad, Michael Lohan, sitting by her side Linds dropped an F-bomb on one of the producers of the show during one of her tantrums!
The explosion happened because LiLo felt betrayed by the producer of the show, Craig Piligian, who took a check back from the reality starlet because they hadn't filmed enough.
Not only this, but the money which was snatched away was what was being used to secure Lindsay's dream New York City apartment!
Ch-ch-check it out (above) as Lindsay drops an F-bomb on Craig & defends why she should still have that check even though she didn't want to work!
Will these two ever live in peace and harmony??
We're guessing not after hearing this latest story about Michael Lohan and his girlfriend Kate Major.
After that scary sitch last month where Kate claimed she was locked in her bedroom while Michael was threatening her with a knife (although that fuzzy story ended in no arrests), nothing surprises us when it comes to this duo.
But now, it seems it is Kate who is doing the attacking.
Michael is reporting