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Michael Lohan Stoops Even Lower!

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Not that we're surprised by his actions!

In Michael Lohan's disgusting attempt for attention, he has gone and released another audio recording.

But rather than a heart-wrenching recording of his sobbing daughter, the taped phone call this time is between the douchebag father and his ex-wife Dina, taken back in 2008.

Doesn't this violate some sort of privacy laws????

Can people be recorded without their knowledge and consent????

In the call, Orange Oprah is apparently frustrated with Lindsay and her failed intervention attempt to get her back into rehab telling Michael:

"She's really sad and really hurt and really…despondent. She's been through a lot Michael, she's just a little girl. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did. I couldn't leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess. You don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car…like you don't know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Yikes.

Dina sounds completely defeated and emotionless. But at the same time, what the hell!? You couldn't stop your daughter from going to El Lay? Bullshit! It's called parenting, which neither of you know how to do!

What's ironic in all this is Mike's reasoning behind airing out his family's dirty laundry. The scum of the earth admits: "I'm being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I'm tired of being lied about. I'm tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I'm not, so now I'm going to prove to the world who the real liars are."

You're being more than selfish Mike - and you know it!

What we want to know where you are in all these recordings. Or did he edit those out too?

Wonder what tomorrow will bring?

CLICK HERE to listen to the audio.

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Lindsay Responds To Her Dad & The Tape

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This morning, the epitome of deadbeat dads, Michael Lohan, leaked a tape of his daughter Lindsay Lohan, who was crying to him on the phone about how no one cared about her.

We'll suppose it was an effort to create some backlash for his daughter, but all he accomplished was to inflate our disdain for him and sympathize with LiLo a little bit more.

Moments ago, Lindsay dignified her terrible father with a response through her Twitter, saying:

"My father's such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha- he's needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN. Thank you to my fans for all of your support I luv you all so much! And I'm lucky to have great family & friends THAT ARE in my life & are positive influences! So much going on in the world, let's focus on putting our energy into the RIGHT things :) … Love you all."

Hmm. We didn't even think about him editing them to be far worse than they were! Is there no length he won't go for attention?!

Shameful!

But at least Lindsay shows a tad bit of growth by standing up for herself. We're proud of you, kid!

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Lindsay Taking Legal Action Against Douchebag Dad

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She's mad as hell and not going to take it any more!

Lindsay Lohan has been in touch with her lawyers not only about a restraining order against father Michael Lohan but also the possibility of a defamation lawsuit.

That would be a smart move after her father has completely betrayed Lindsay and released tapes of conversations she had where she sounds severely distressed!

Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is also talking to the authorities in New York to see if Michael violated a criminal protective order.

Regardless of what route they take, the wheels are in motion to put a stop to Michael Lohan's disgraceful behavior!

It's about time!

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Poppa Lohan Says He'll Shut Up If LiLo Goes To Rehab

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A fair trade, we think, but we're not counting on it!

As the war rages on in the LOLhan household, things are getting pretty damn ugly and even more public! But there is a glimmer of hope!

Michael Lohan swears that he will shut the hell up as soon as his daughter Lindsanity gets back into the rehab.

The bargain was suggested days after Poppa Lohan threatened to release voicemails proving that not only does Lindsay have a problem with prescription drugs, but his ex-wife, Dina Lohan as well.

Of course, Dina isn't taking any of this lying down, and she has already started to take action to shut him up legally. She was quoted saying: “He’s getting a cease-and-desist letter [from us], so that’s not going to happen. If it’s something personal about your child, you don’t go public with it.”

But while the cease-and-desist letter might stop some people, it doesn't seem to be bothering Michael. He insists that he will go public with his information if he doesn't see a drastic change and furthermore, points the blame on Dina for forcing him to go public:

“To begin with, I have been trying for a year to help Lindsay with her problems PRIVATELY through Lindsay, her mom, her attorney Blair Berk and even her new attorney Shawn Holley and the courts.

I have the records to prove it. But when that didn’t work, and the calls I was getting from Dina and Lindsay needed immediate attention, it was recommended to me to go public, like Martin Sheen and others did, in order to put pressure on Lindsay.

I wasn’t going to let people hear Dina’s drunken rants about Lindsay, and I certainly wasn’t going to let people hear anything about Lindsay, but now that Dina and Lindsay continue to lie and deny their problems, and even make up stories about me, NOW you will see and hear Lindsay’s calls and texts. I am NOT the liar, they are. Hopefully then, they will realize how deceptive and in denial they are and finally realize that lying and denial are part of their addictions.

I am sorry I had to take this route, but I have tried and tried to help Linds and I have been lied about long enough.”

Shameful!

You are going about this all the wrong way, Mike. She has to want to go to rehab to make herself feel better, not be forced to go out of fear that her own father will humiliate her. Besides, we don't need voicemails to tell us she is messed up. Any picture taken of her in the last six months is all the proof we need!!!

Stop this now, Mike, or live to really regret. The fame will quickly fade, but your family will be with you forever. Or not, your choice.

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Lindsanity Still Hates Her Dad

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Lindsanity went on another one of her infamous drug-fueled internet rants the other day, slamming (who else?) - her father.

Take it away, LOLhan!

The fading starlet tweeted:

My father is a lunatic&doesn't even deserve such a title since he's never been around in my life other than when he'd threaten me&my family. He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars. Its so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, "why is daddy doing this?" Through tears. He's crossed the lines&hurt me&my family 4 the the last time…. So much for having a 'dad'….. I'm going to spend some time with the ones that love me&i love now. I appreciate those who continue to support me. My fans keep me strong&i love you all so much for it! My second family is what you are to me.

Let the countdown for Michael Lohan's reply begin!

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The Bromance Is Over!

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The bromance between Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan has come to a tragic end resulting in a feud between the two bad dads.

Apparently, Michael was upset with how Jon handled his relationship with former Star reporter Kate Major who's "like a daughter" to him.

You already have TWO daughters dipshit!

Naturally, Michael is using the press to get the word out about their feud and has issued this official statement:

“Jon Gosselin sought a safe haven at my Southampton home through a dear family friend, Kate Major. When they arrived at my home it seemed that they were very close. After sharing an upstairs guest room I assumed things were intimate between them and questioned Kate. I sat Jon down and told him that Kate is like a daughter to me, and he better be straight with her. I asked him if he really wanted to be with Kate or if he still wanted Hailey [Glassman].

"Jon said that he wanted to be with Kate and even went so far as to tell her to quit her job (against my advice) and he would hire her. Kate subsequently quit per Jon's advice and promise. Even my fiance Erin told her not to quit her job, but Kate trusted Jon and quit.

"After getting to know Jon and hearing how he said TLC was ‘screwing’ him, I then introduced him to Mike Heller, and Mike introduced us to his dad, Mark [Heller]. The three of us cut deals to represent Jon, and representation documents circulated. But as time went on, I was cut out. Albeit, Jon began to become secretive and distant, regardless of the deals I brought to the table. A book contract was even breached without any consideration. All because other people wanted a bigger piece of the pie.

"As of late, contracts have been breached, legal ethics violations have ensued and Jon has become a different person than I thought he was."

Oh, boo hoo! We guess The Divorced Dads' Club is off the table now.

Jon, we hate to say it, but you're making a HUGE step in the right direction with separating yourself from this guy.

But you're not off the hook yet as you still have a LOT of work to do!

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Michael Vs. Dina - AGAIN!

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Lindsay Lohan's fame-whoring parents are up to their usual shenanigans once more!

Michael Lohan is headed to Entertainment Tonight to air voicemail tapes of Dina Lohan saying that Lindsay does need help despite putting up public appearances that she is fine.

"Dina is saying that I'm lying - that Lindsay doesn't have a problem and that she's okay. But I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death's doorstep, that she doesn't have much time left. There have been frantic calls. And I'm going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me."

Poppa Lohan has recently appeared on The Maury Povich Show, The Insider and Access Hollywood to bring attention to his daughter's problems. This has undoubtedly pissed off Lindsanity, who has been spotted club-hopping in New York City and Lost Angeles, although she hasn't been photographed with a drink in her hand.

Dina, in comparison to Michael, has remained unusually quiet about his rants, releasing a statement that he should stop talking to the media about his children.

Practice what you preach, sister!

Michael Lohan continues talking about Dina, saying:

"As the mother of my kids, I won't slam Dina personally. But she has expressed to me that Lindsay is in dire, dire need of an intervention. And Lindsay needs to see that her mother is either lying to me or lying to her. Dina says positive things about Samantha when she's talking to Lindsay, but then when Dina talks to me, she blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons. If Dina and her cohorts want to continue lying, I could [keep exposing her] for a year - on so many different subjects. My lawyers told me to keep every single conversation - and I did."

Them's fighting words! And we are LOLing at "I won't slam Dina personally!" That's all you do, Michael!

Maybe you guys could work out your daughter's problems privately?! Just a thought!

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Homewrecking Hailey Wants Your Sympathy, FAILS!

Yesterday, we told how Jon Gosselin's girlfriend, Hailey Glassman opened up about her "abusive" relationship with the douche. Unfortunately, that was only the beginning because now the homewrecker is whoring herself out to The Insider for another explosive interview.

Has she been getting media relation lessons from Michael Lohan???

After watching the teaser clip (above) we think the girl should get an award or something because she puts on a really great act for the cameras!

We all know Jon was probably the one who told her to do both interviews so she could bring in a little extra ca$$$h to their love nest.

Where will Jon tell her to go she go next? Maury???

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Jon Gosselin Wants To Taint CBS

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We knew Jon Gosselin couldn't stay away from TV for too long. The camera hog is looking to be on celebrity editions of The Amazing Race or Survivor.

Jon can't even survive a marriage and 8 kids, what makes him think he could survive in the wild? And he doesn't exactly have the physique for running from country to country.

A source close to the situation (we're guessing Jon himself or Michael Lohan) reveals "Jon is planning to fly to Los Angeles in late November for a meeting about appearing on one of the shows. Nothing is a done deal yet. This is in the very early stages."

The network has made no comment.

Why can't they put both Jon and Michael on a deserted island, pretend they're filming them and just leave them there. Forever. We like that idea A LOT better.

But if for some reason the TV god's decide to punish the world, we're sure Jon can get some tips from Homewrecking Hailey on how to survive getting attacked by a tree.

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