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And you thought your parent’s were embarrassing? Try walking a mile in Lindsay Lohan's shoes!

With the troubled starlet possibly facing jail time, Lindsay's father took the opportunity to absolutely SLAM Dina Lohan and her parenting skills!

We know, we know. What else is new! And funny how this all has to come out TODAY of all days!

Mike Lohan recently opened up about his daughter’s legal troubles and he clearly thinks most of the blame should fall on her mom, saying:

This week on Lindsay Lohan’s Courtroom Saga…

The dramz continues for the troubled actress as she and defense attorney, Mark Heller prep for a legal battle. But Los Angeles City Attorney Terry White isn't going to make things easy for LiLo and will strongly urge the trial's Judge James Dabney to grant no more extensions now that plea bargains are out of the question.

A source revealed:

Lindsay Lohan's current lawyer Mark Heller may be finagling sweeter-than-candy plea deals in her lying-to-cops-case, deals that Lilo STILL rejects because, you know, she is SO innocent and everything.

But seeing as Mark didn't fare too well during Lindsay's LAST court hearing where the judge essentially told him to get his sh*t together or the starlet would have to find a new lawyer, it only makes sense that Lilo is considering her options.

And of course, Daddy Michael Lohan is happy to help her search! LOLz.

In fact, the Lohan patriarch has already chosen EXPERIENCED California attorney David Wohl to come to Lindsay's aid, and with 25 years of practicing law, the dude DOES actually sound like he would be a welcome addition to Lindz's legal team.

BUT, (shocker!) Lindsay is allegedly NOT completely smitten with her father's choice of lawyer…

Although it doesn't matter, cause Michael is reportedly pushing Wohl to show up to court on the 18th ANYWAY, in the hopes that that the Judge INSIST Wohl assist Lindsay's "incompetent" legal representation AKA Mark Heller.

Hey, it can't HURT to have at least one another law-savvy mind on her side!

Quick — someone look outside! Do you see any pigs flying??

LOLz! Michael Lohan got a job!

Of course, it's exactly the kind of job you'd think Michael Lohan would get. He'll be hosting a spinoff of Cheaters called… wait for it…

Celebrity Cheaters!

For those of you that were thinking he became a used car salesman, sorry, that was incorrect! Ha! Also, some reason, several interested cable networks are already circling the project.

It just doesn't sound that interesting to us, unless they actually catch real celebrities fooling around. We get the feeling that they won't, though, even with the production company negotiating with cop-turned-celebrity private eye Bo Dietl for the lead investigator role.

We suppose we'll just have to wait and see what kind of results they manage!

Congrats, Michael! Some new income for that new baby!

[Image via WENN.]

The Lohans might be wackier than most, but they are still a family!

And, in every family, fathers are very protective of their baby girls!

Samantha Ronson's mother, Ann Dexter-Jones, recently said Lindsay Lohan was psychotic… and that really PISSED Michael Lohan off!

He revealed:

Michael Lohan and his fiancé, Kate Major welcomed Lindsay Lohan's half brother, Landon Major Lohan late last month, and even though he's only a little bit over a week old, the actress' dad already sold shared his baby's pics!!

It's obvious that the 52-year-old father is EXTRA happy with his new son, but we're just wondering what Lindsay thinks of her fifth sibling?!?!?

Considering that Miz Lohan is busy dealing with her own daddy issues, we don't think she's that innerested in her new adorable brother.

Which is quite a shame because Landon has her blonde hair!!

Isn't he just darling?!?

[Image via Splash News.]

How foolish we were to think that we could possibly go more than a DAY without some sort of DRAMA from Lindsay Lohan!

To be fair, of course, the troubled starlet has kept a pretty low profile since it was revealed that she can't even afford to rent an apartment, and this time around, it's her equally tiresome parents, Michael and Deviant Dina, causing the shenanigans!

What kind of shenanigans, you may ask?

Oh, the typical fare from two adults who have periodically exploited their children for press and financial gain: they both have publishing deals in the works for potential TELL-ALL books!

Sources report that