That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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And of course it wouldn't be an exclusive White House party without the First Dogs of the United States!
Sunny and Bo Obama looked ready to chow down as they prepared for the dinner and claimed their seats ahead of time!
Bo was quite dapper as he wore a couple of ribbons while Sunny was sporting some serious bling for the extravagant event!
We're guessing these two didn't actually get to sit at the table for the fancy feast, however, they both were definitely dressed to impress!
[Image via Twitter.]
This year's Puppy Bowl was the tenth one since it all began.
And on its tenth anniversary, it did not disappoint!
The game itself was fantastic (you can see them train the Touchdown Dance with Michelle Obama HERE!), but things almost took a turn for the worse when things got a little too much like last year's Super Bowl…
There was a blackout at the Puppy Bowl! Just like last year's real one!
It got fans tweeting things like:
Michelle Obama is just so great all around!
She’s not only cares about our nation’s children, trying to improve their health through her Let’s Move campaign… she also looooves animals!
That’s why she was happy to get involved with the Puppy Bowl! Like the Super Bowl, but better cause, ya know, puppies!
She hosted a pre-game puppy training camp on the South Lawn of the White House along with the First Pups of the White House, Bo and Sunny, who also joined with 13 puppies from local shelters and rescue groups.
They all played together and trained for the Puppy Bowl by playing fetch and working on agility drills.
That sounds like the most fun thing ever. We wanna be the First Lady!!
You get to play with puppies all day and then make sweet sweet Executive love to the Commander-in-Chief??
Sign us up!! LOLz!
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The pics that keep on giving!
But, BIC wasn't the only lucky girl that got to hang out with the Obamas' dog, and Bo's sister, Sunny.
Nope! Miss Queen Bey herself had some bonding time with the fluffy first pet and posed in the most perfect picture ever.
Can THIS be the official portrait of the White House or….
[Image via Beyoncé's Tumblr.]
Michelle Obama took a serious risk just yesterday…
She gave Sunny Obama a second chance!!
Remember when Sunny Obama tackled some poor little child to the ground??
She brought Bo along this time though, probably to set a good example for his little sister.
The First Lady and first doggies (or first and second dogs?) were visiting with patients and staff at Children's National Health System.
After meeting with some kids who probably loved a little extra holiday cheer (and cute doggies), Michelle went to the atrium to read 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
We're happy to report that Sunny made it through the whole event without taking down a single child!
Way to give up some time to help others, Michelle!
[Image via AP Images.]
RUH-ROH! This doesn't look very good!
Yesterday, Michelle Obama hosted a little Christmas party in the State Dining Room of the White House and invited some military families over for arts, crafts, and holiday fun!
Well the First Lady thought it would be a good idea to bring her pups along to mingle with some of the kiddies, but it looks like the excitement was just a bit too much for Sunny Obama!
Little 2-year-old Ashtyn Gardner was minding her own business when the First Dog stopped by to say hello, but when she tried to give the tiny tot a hug, she tripped and fell over!!
Luckily the cutie pie was just fine and Sunny was VERY quick to apologize by showering her with lots and lots of kisses! How cute is that!!
Ch-ch-check out the most ADORABLE mauling of all time …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Michelle Obama is one lucky dog mama!
She was spotted out and about for a stroll through the South Lawn of the White House yesterday.
She had one handsome companion with her too!
No, it wasn't President Obama, he's too busy running the world.
It was Bo!! Her Portuguese Water Dog!
The First Lady had a pic (above) posted to her twitter that said:
"Photo: Bo, the Obama family dog, follows First Lady Michelle Obama across the South Lawn of the @whitehouse"
We love how close behind her he's following.
He just looks like all he wants to do is snuggle her all the time!
Just look at his little white paws! They're like shoes!
[Image via Twitter.]