Did you know that Mike Tyson had a fake penis?
It's true! He used it to pass drugs tests — and we now know his step-by-step procedure on how to use the thing!
Great! We'll just file that away with everything else that's slightly gross that we didn't really want to know, but totally know now.
Basically, it was super effective, and just wait ’til you see what he tells Chelsea Handler!
To find out the rest of the process, click PLAAYAYAYAYY (above) and watch the whole weird interview segment! It's worth it, we suppose!
P.S. — Want more Mike Tyson craziness?? Read about his pigeon conspiracy theory HERE!
HA! Omg that sheep is HIGHlarious!!!
We've seen about a billion screaming goat videos but this guy is special!
He doesn't just yell or making weird noises…
He screams his face off for a really long time!!
It kinda sounds like if Ray Romano got punched in the nuts by Mike Tyson.
Close your eyes, and picture that image as vividly as you can and listen to just the audio of this video, you'll see what we mean.
Check out the video (above) to see a Barbary sheep yelling like a nut-punched Ray Romano!
Almost nothing crazier has ever happened in the world of boxing than when Mike Tyson bit off some off Evander Holyfield's ear during one of their bouts in 1997. Everyone knows about it, everyone remembers it!
Well, leave it up to a Foot Locker advertisement to capture the moment that Mike Tyson FINALLY returned Evander's ear! It's part of their Week of Greatness — and what's greater than a legendary moment between two men who shared a different legendary moment years ago??
Oh, and it also has Dennis Rodman and jokes about his trips to North Korea, which we really don't think are jokes while people are still starving in work camps over there.
But BEFORE the mood gets ruined, you gotta peep the ear return! SoooOOoooOOooooooOOO funny (above)!
Chris Brown might be sitting in rehab right now, wondering how exactly they're going to help him with his non-chemical addiction to assaults, but he's got at least ONE person on the outside offering him some sound advice!
That person is Mike Tyson, who went through his fair share of problems, only to recover from them and gain a lot of the public's trust back!
Here's what Mike said on the Scott and Todd Morning Show on 95.5 WPLJ:
At long last, Mike Tyson is making his return to the big screen!
Well, sort of.
Last year, the iconic boxer did a one-man Broadway show titled Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth where he opened up about his criminal past and his relationships throughout his career.
But if you missed all of the 11 shows, don't worry! Because Spike Lee filmed the whole thing and will be releasing it as an HBO documentary by the same name on November 16th!
The first trailer for the movie was recently dropped, and just like the live show promised, it's filled with a balance of hard hitting moments as well as a few laughs here and there!
We can't wait to see if for ourselves!
Ch-ch-check out the first trailer for the documentary (above)!
Mike Tyson is a huge pigeon lover!
He loves the birds so much he's really worried about the government conspiracy to kill them!
A paparazzi caught up with Mike at LAX and asked him all about the pigeons, and Tyson went on about how the government hates pigeons and is involved in a conspiracy to kill them!
What's funny is, this would normally sound like crazy person nonsense but it's kinda true, especially in NYC.
Back in the day, the city brought in hawks to take care of the pigeon problem. But that ended when a hawk attacked a small dog.
Though there are still hawks in NYC due to a "natural resurgence" according to the NYC Dept. of Parks and Recreation.
So, how do U feel? Are they urban doves or "rats with wings?"
[Image via Getty Images.]
Boxing legend Mike Tyson recently opened up and admitted that he had been battling alcoholism for years and said he was "on the verge of dying."
Well the former heavyweight champ is hoping to turn things around, and it looks like he's in a much better place now!
Mike was recently spotted out and about with some of his friends in Beverly Hills, and he treated himself to a little shopping spree on Rodeo Drive!
Nothing soothes the soul like a little retail therapy!!
Mike has been clean for about 20 days now, and we're glad to see he's doing so well and finding healthier ways to spend his time!
Keep it up!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of his stroll down Rodeo Drive (below)!
[Image via PGpg7/Ramey Pix.]