Well, we guess this means those pictures were real!
We're talking full frontal. Full. Frontal.
[Image via Justin Bieber/Instagram.]
This is such a sad thing to hear!
Mike Tyson doesn't have the cleanest of legal records, but it may all stem back to his childhood.
The 48-year-old retired boxer went onto SiriusXM's Opie Radio show and revealed something shocking when he said:
No matter how much it seems like Mike Tyson has changed, he's still an imposing dude!
So we don't know why a reporter would even think to bring up the fact that Mike is a convicted rapist, live on TV. Except, you know, it's his job.
That's exactly what a Canadian news anchor did and though Mike didn't punch the anchor's nose bone up into his brain, he did pretty much shut down the interview.
This sounds super intriguing!
And now Mike Tyson is saying that not only is the new movie happening, but that also Jamie Foxx will portray Mike from how he looked throughout his entire career! Which sounds like
Hmm. We’d expect the president of UFC, Dana White, to fight back a bit more when someone forces him out of his seat in an airplane!
Oh, except if that someone is former Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the world Mike Tyson!
Ch-ch-check out the video (below) of Iron Mike making Dana get out of his seat mid-flight!
We’re pretty sure this was all just a gag since Mr. Tyson is smiling throughout the entire shot. But as you can see in the pics above, Tyson’s tormenting didn’t end there!
He wrote “DICK” on Dana’s head in permanent marker!
Well, we suppose it’s better to have him draw on your face than have him punch your face right off!
Remind us to exit the plane IMMEDIATELY if we ever end up on a flight with Mike Tyson.
Did you know that Mike Tyson had a fake penis?
It's true! He used it to pass drugs tests — and we now know his step-by-step procedure on how to use the thing!
Great! We'll just file that away with everything else that's slightly gross that we didn't really want to know, but totally know now.
Basically, it was super effective, and just wait ’til you see what he tells Chelsea Handler!
To find out the rest of the process, click PLAAYAYAYAYY (above) and watch the whole weird interview segment! It's worth it, we suppose!
P.S. — Want more Mike Tyson craziness?? Read about his pigeon conspiracy theory HERE!
Almost nothing crazier has ever happened in the world of boxing than when Mike Tyson bit off some off Evander Holyfield's ear during one of their bouts in 1997. Everyone knows about it, everyone remembers it!
Well, leave it up to a Foot Locker advertisement to capture the moment that Mike Tyson FINALLY returned Evander's ear! It's part of their Week of Greatness — and what's greater than a legendary moment between two men who shared a different legendary moment years ago??
Oh, and it also has Dennis Rodman and jokes about his trips to North Korea, which we really don't think are jokes while people are still starving in work camps over there.
But BEFORE the mood gets ruined, you gotta peep the ear return! SoooOOoooOOooooooOOO funny (above)!
Chris Brown might be sitting in rehab right now, wondering how exactly they're going to help him with his non-chemical addiction to assaults, but he's got at least ONE person on the outside offering him some sound advice!
Here's what Mike said on the Scott and Todd Morning Show on 95.5 WPLJ: